Christmas In Jail
Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail
Had a little too much to drink
Ain’t got no bail, they’re screenin’ my mail
Spending New Year’s Eve in the klink
I was in the wrong lane, feelin’ no pain
Goosed it up to seventy-five
Ran right into, you can guess who
They say I’m lucky to be alive
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
They’re singing in the streets
Everybody’s havin’ Christmas turkey
But they give me bread and water to eat
Christmas in jail, Christmas in Jail
Wore my soles off walkin’ the floor
Out of my head, I might have been dead
Won’t drink and drive no more