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I laughed out loud at this one..
“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.” - John McKay / USC
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football”.... – John Heisman, first football coach at Rice ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.” – Bear Bryant / Alabama ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
” It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money, and we don’t have any.” – Erik Russell / Georgia Southern ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.” - Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“When you win, nothing hurts.” - Joe Namath / Alabama ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.” - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.” - Woody Hayes / Ohio State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.” - Bob Devaney / Nebraska ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.” - Wally Butts / Georgiad ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.” – Alex Karras / Iowa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.” - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.” - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
” Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.” - Shug Jordan / Auburn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me “ He said, “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.” - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State/Dallas Cowboys ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.” - Bobby Bowden / Florida State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.” - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was; “All those who need showers, take them.” - John McKay / USC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
” If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.” - Murray Warmath / Minnesota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.” - Darrell Royal / Texas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.” - John McKay / USC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do Auburn fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? Drool. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a sophomore course. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Oregon Ducks football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, “Look, a dead bird.” The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? “Will the defendant please rise.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend? There’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What does the “N” stand for on Nebraska’s football helmets?
Knowledge
I remember the famous quote by Howard Cossell:
“The Dallas Cowboys may be America’s team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas’ team.”
On Earl Campbell: “He may not be in a class by himself, but it don’t take long to call the roll.”
Excellent stuff!!
A lot of wisdom here!
Good stuff!
That is so funny !! Thanks.
My favorite s Bobby Bowden’s. I never heard that