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Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Citizenship ought to be reserved for those who carry arms. - Aristotle.
So it is. Amen.
We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage.
“A republic, if you can keep it.”
“Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in the mud; soon you realize they like it”
“Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
“Beware the fury of a patient man” — John Dryden
“But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all...” Kipling
“Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.”
“Dead or alive, I got a .45, and I never miss” - AC/DC
“Earth First! Then we make MARS our B!tch!”
“Fatal error - foam flaw in tap stack - drinking has been halted.”
“Freedom & Truth are Bread & Butter: You Can’t Have One Without the Other”
“Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.”
“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” — Jacobim Mugatu, ‘Zoolander’
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.” -Hilary
“I’ve won at every level except college and the pros.”
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;” ?Thomas Paine
“If you don’t behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.” Ar-Bshp Fulton Sheen
“Ignorance is the choice not to know” -Klaus Schulze
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge...” C. Darwin,1871
“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.”
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. “ -USAF Manual
“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”—Jonathan Swift
“It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash
“It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash, RIP
“Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!”
“Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened.” Churchill
“No society rises above its idea of God” (unknown
“Oh, I can take it but I’d much rather dish it out.”
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”
“Palaeoconservatives” are national relativists.
“Public virtue cannot exist in a nation without private virtue” - John Adams
“Roosevelt was the first Dictator of the United States”...My Grandfather
“Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don’t wear white.” The Standells
“The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison.” — Peggy Noonan
“The United States has a system of taxation by confession.” - Hugo Black,Supreme Court Justice
“The bang is great, but the shockwave is where it?s at.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“The evil is in plain sight”
“The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.” - Thucydides
“There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots”
“There are worse things than crucifixion...There are teeth.”
“There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner.”
“They’re not Americans; they’re Democrats.” -NetValue
“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana” - Groucho Marx
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz
“To die with your sword still in its sheath is most regrettable” — Miyomoto Musashi
“Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan
“Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan
“We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise” LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04
“We happy because when we switch on the TV you never see Saddam Hussein. That’s a big happy.”
“We have no Permanent Allies, We have no Permanent Enemies, Only Permanent Interests”
“Well....there you go again...”
“When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670
“When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670
“When they come for your guns, give ‘em your ammo first.”
“Without prayer, the hand of GOD stops, BUT, with prayer the hand of GOD moves !!!
“Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?” — Major Vic Deakins, USAF
“You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”
“You cannot be a victim and a hero.” - Hon. Clarence Thomas
“Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!”
“if you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel” - Dire Straits
“?the end is near?this time, Americans are serious; Bush is not like Clinton.” Uday Hussein 4/9/03
(Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths percent Pure Reactionary
(were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -
(were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -
.308 “reach out and thump someone “ & .50 cal Browning “reach out & CRUSH someone”
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT’S for sure!
9 out of 10 TERRORISTS PREFER DEMOCRATS, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein
9 out of 10 criminals oppose concealed carry laws
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A liberal’s compassion is limited only by the size of someone else’s wallet.
A man can be judged by the quality of his supporters...and of his enemies.
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A wise man’s heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool’s heart toward the left. —Ecc 10:2 RSV
AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?
AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?
After all these years, it’s still rocket science.
Ain’t Skeered...
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
All forms of socialism deny individuals the right to the fruits of their labor
America has become Soviet Union Lite
American Hedonist ??
Ammo is cheap. I’m not.
An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.
And then, there are those who need a smack
And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!”
Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!
Appeasement of Evil Empowers Oppression
Ask for her by name—Accept no substitutes!
Ban Aural Sects! Stop listening to Scientology books on tape!
Be able to find your clothes and your weapons in the dark.
Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.?
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
Beer should be stored in a cool, dark place.
Behold, I am The Anti-Crust (Anti-Hillary
Beware of diplomats bearing papers.
Beware of diplomats bearing papers.
Big Arnie: “Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags.”
Big holes are (almost
Brought to you by The American Democratic Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.
CHAIRBORNE Death From Behind
California! See how low WE can go!
Can you say “Pucker factor, 10, Mr. Sulu??”
Conservative by nature ... Republican in Spirit ... Patriot by Heart ... and Anti Liberal BY GOD
Conservative: One who doesn’t believe that turning the U.S. into a third-world nation is ‘progress’.
Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.
Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.
Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!
Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!
Democrats: Party’s interests above people’s interests. Sound familiar?
Depleted uranium and democrats are a lot alike. They’ve both been sucked dry of anything useful
Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas
Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.
Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.
Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain
Diversity means having more than one weapon handy.
Do Muslim androids dream of electric goats?
Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?
Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?
Don’t ask if it’s risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk
Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.
Due to lack of interest, this tagline has been cancelled.
E=mc2 (before taxes
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Europeans killed 6 million Jews. In return they got 40 million muslims. Karma’s a bitch.
Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn?t be, in its eyes, a slave.
Even if the voices aren’t real... they still have some pretty good ideas.
Everything works great ‘til the current flows.
Exile - Women want him, men want to be him, liberals fear him.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Facts are Stubborn Things
Fahrenheit 451...Today’s Temperature is hotter than you think...
Fascists, Totalitarians, Baathists, Communists, Socialists, Democrats - what’s the difference?
Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.
Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun
Fighting the Left, Doing it Right
First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.
Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat
Freedom Lite - it’s almost worth defending
Freedom is the one thing that you cannot have unless you grant it to everyone else.
G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations
Gay means happy and carefree...not an abomination against nature’s check valve.
Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s Grace. Come home when the job’s done. We’ll be here.
Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s good Grace. Come home when you’re done. We’ll be here.
God is not on the side with the biggest battalions. God is on the side with the best shots.
God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.
God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.
Goodness DOES win.
Great Society?;Compassionate Conservatism?,;HillaryCare?:: Equality in Misery, Fellow Travelers .
Gun ownership includes being responsible for your firearm, and for teaching your family about it.
Half Thai, Half American, 95% Conservative, 100% Insane
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
He who has the guns makes the rules.
He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel.
Hell hath no fury like vested interest masquerading as a moral principle!!
Hello, I’m a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.
Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ?
Hence, etc.
Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?
Hiring illegal aliens is a crime. Report it: 1-866-DHS-2ICE
Humor is a universal language.
Hunter, trapper, fisherman, married, conservative, pro life, pro gun, etc. Any questions?
I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I always shoot for the moon......sometimes I hit London.- Von Braun
I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabloism.
I am the armchair activist. Flamesuit ready, Dr. Pepper flowing. Able to post in a single click.
I bought this Tag Line from this guy. He seemed nice, but the Tag Line simply does not work.
I can’t see the content of your character if you keep painting a color over it.
I don’t approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
I dont believe in taglines, in fact, this tagline does not exist.
I have a perfect solution for every problem except my own.
I have a plan. I need a dead monkey, empty liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.
I hope the Democrats keep listening to the Clintons. So far, it’s been great for us.
I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa ...not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I wouldn’t be judgmental, if people weren’t so STUPID!
I’d rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m *NOT* always *CRANKY.*
I’m Polish. I’m left-handed. I’m a drummer. I demand reparations.
I’m a RINO. I’m far too conservative to be a real Republican.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
I’m just here for moral support. Pay no attention to the gun.
I’m not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They’re bad.
I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!
I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!
I’m too old to worry about whether or not I’m a pain in your ass...
ISLAM: The religion of peace, love, dismemberment and murder!
I`m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam
Ideas have consequences
If Europeans cannot remember the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.
If Europeans have forgotten the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.
If You’re Not A Part Of The Solution, There’s Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.
If everything you experienced, believed, lived was a lie, would you want to know the truth?
If it ain’t broke,fix it ‘til it is.
If it wasn’t for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!
If it’s not a baby, then you’re not pregnant.
If it’s worth shooting, it’s worth shooting twice.
If they are Democrats they are expendable
If they are Democrats they are expendable
If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.
If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.
If you don’t like our laws, live in accordance with our laws, and believe in our way of life: leave
If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day.
If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us
If you seen yourself as other people do, you’d laugh too.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.
Illigitimi non carborundum
In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.
In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -
Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.
Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.
Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....
Is Reality Optional?
Is it possible to forget what’s happening as it’s happening?
Islam seems to be a case of the psychotic leading the ignorant
Islam-Founded by Evil, and thriving on death. Just like the modern democrats.
It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains - P. Henry
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
It’s about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture
It’s not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.
It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”
It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”
Jesus loves you. mohamet wants you dead.
John Edwards is among the 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.
Just an old Keybored Cowboy, riding the TrackBall into the Sunset...
Just because I don’t think like you doesn’t mean I don’t think for myself
Just because you’re paranoid,doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. :
Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.
Kakkate Koi!
Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o
Keep doing what you always do and you’ll keep getting what you always get
LIBERAL’S are irational. which means they are certifiable
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself...
Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!
Liberal Homosexuals kill more people than Global Warming, SUVs?, Firearms & Terrorism combined.
Liberal lawyer hunting is like varmit hunting, only easier. Theres more of ‘em...
Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse
Liberalism is for Girls!
Liberalism is merely another form of mental retardation.
Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I’m not biting.
Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.
Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.
Life without challenge dulls the soul.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It
Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.
Lost: Sense of humor. Reward. Sentimental value.
Majority Rule, Minority Rights. Not the other way around.
Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa
Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa
Modern “progressive” liberalism is just NAZIism without the “twisted cross”
Money is the key to justice,just ask any lawyer.
Mr Bush, build *us* a wall...
NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you
National health care gives the government the means to kill you when you become too expensive
Navigating the treacherous waters of a liberal culture
Nazis were National Socialists not conservative capitalists...
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence
Never get excited about ANYTHING by the way it looks from behind.
No better friend, no worse enemy.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style
No! Don’t throw me in the briar patch!!!!!
No, we can’t all just get along.
No, we can’t all just get along.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Old soldiers never die. They just go to the commissary parking lot and regroup.
One man with courage makes a majority..... Andrew Jackson
One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn’t
Orwell was only a couple dozen years ahead of his time.
PEACE - Through Superior Firepower
PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!
Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.
Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.
Patrick Henry .......”Who fears the wrath of cowards?”
Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake.
Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.
President Bush sends his regards.
President Jacques Chirac: “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.”
Proactive measures are always preferable to strictly defensive tactics. The trick is seeing it.
Progressives- people who seek the right to child sacrifice (to the god of self- convenience
Protective headwear courtesy of Reynolds Aluminum Products Anti-implant Division
Proud member - Neo-Conservative Power Vortex
Proud member, Neo-Conservative Power Vortex.?
Putting goverment in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children
REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.
REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.
Rats and Presstitutes lie—they have to in order to survive.....
Repeal the welfare state and the 14th, 16th, and 17th Amendments.
Report every single illegal alien you meet. 1-866-DHS-2ICE.
Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
Ride Hard and far! ..... and with GPS, Know where you are!
Right makes might.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Rome did not create a great empire with meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
Room for 19 Muslim mass murderers, but no room for an innocent little Cuban boy.
Rush agrees with me 98.5% of the time
SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat
Sanitized for YOUR protection....
Saudi’s AQ Oil War, now brought to you by Iran! Also makers of fine petroleum products.
Say a prayer for New York both for it’s lefty statism and the probability the city will be hit again
Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !
Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !
Socialism is Slavery
Socialists are like cockroaches. No matter how many die, 300 more are born under every cowpile.
Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps...
Some people say you shouldn’t kick a man when he’s down. I say there’s no better time to do it.
Someday we’ll plow into a parked car and look back on this moment.
Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.
Speaking of Kerry, do we really want a president who injects poison into his skull?
Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB
Stalinists, Maoists, Ba’athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?
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Teddy Kennedy wouldn’t know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.
The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.
The Democrat Party— Proudly Pimpin’ off Po’ Folk since 1964
The Democratic Party has become the leading enemy of the American Republic.....headsonpikes
The Democrats Have Reached Rock Bottom and requested a JACK-HAMMER
The Donkey Party - Proud founders of the “Funeral Rally.”
The Koran...when you’re out of toilet paper, Allah is there for you.
The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.
The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The costs of fighting the War on Terror are significant -the costs of not fighting are unimaginable.
The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor
The everyday blessings of God are great—they just don’t make “good copy.”
The few, the proud, the conservatives.
The first rule in a gunfight is to have a gun, more than one, if possible...
The judiciary is supposed to be 1/3rd of the checks and balances; not a special interest trump card.
The left always “feels your pain” unless of course they caused it.
The leftwing lies because the truth would kill them all off.
The lesser of two evils, is evil still...Alan Keyes
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
The only thing that will defeat us is defeatism itself
The past is like a different country, they do things different there.
The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice-versa.
The voices tell me to stay home and clean the guns.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.
There are people in power who are truly stupid.
There can be no triumph without loss, No victory without suffering, No Freedom without sacrifice
There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.
There is nothing more serious than pleasure.
There’s a direct relationship between how tightly one holds a belief and how stupid that belief is.
They will all die......most of them.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.
This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.
This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists
This isn’t rocket surgery, people.
Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.
Those who don’t believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.
Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.
Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.
Thunder was his engine and White Lightning was his load....
To prevent misinterpretation or abuse of the Constitution:The Bill of Rights limits government power
To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.
To the left, the only treason that exists is when someone salutes an American flag.
To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!
Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.
Two months and still no bill from Cong. Pence. Some plan, eh?
Under the personal care of the Great Physician...full coverage.
Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....
Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy beast of liberalism...
Vince’s last words?- “Oh, no. I’m not taking the rap on this Whitewater caper alone!”
Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day
Watch out, because what goes around, comes around. God DOES not like UGLY!
Wave your flag, don’t waive your rights!
Wave your flag, dont waive your rights!
We allow abortion, homosexuality and we are foolish to think God will continue to bless this nation.
We are watching you liberal scum, soon we will take your welfare check, then we will take your home
We have the government we allow and deserve.
We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith
We’re through being cool (you can say that again, Dad
What can you say about Liberals that hasn’t already been said about hemorrhoids?
What is keeping that damned asteroid?
What is liberty without...virtue? It is...madness, without restraint.
What part of “shall not be infringed” do they fail to comprehend?
What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women. ~Chuck Palahniuk
When decadance walks the halls of power, depravity rules the side streets.
When someone burns a cross on your lawn the best firehose is an AK-47.
When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.
When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.
When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..
When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..
Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?
Where are we going? And what’s with this handbasket???
Who Would the Terrorists Vote For? Support Bush/Cheney 2004
Why aren’t the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?
Why does this tag line keep showing up?
Why not go out on a limb, isn’t that where the fruit is?
Why not pardon Sirhan Sirhan? The bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is still free.
With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don’t assume one, without assuming the other.
With all of that sweeping under the rug, it’s a wonder how DEMs can walk on their lumpy carpets.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Wormtongue accused Eomer of “malcontent” when he had something to hide. Liberals do the same.
Would human clones work better than computers? Both would be man-made.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. — Aldous Huxley
You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it
You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.
all liberty flows from the barrel of a bigger gun
anything done in moderation shows a lack of interest -Capt. Tom
be ever vigilant - they don’t quit, and neither should you.
democrats are herd animals
don’t mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .
fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE
fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!
gov’t has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants
is it vietnam yet ?
islam is not a religion. It’s a death cult. Let’s give ‘em what they want.
karma vigilantet
liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America
liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America
liberals suck....but it depends on what your definition of the word “suck” is .
never take a gun to a gunfight that doesn’t start with at least .40 cal
run from a knife, close on a gun
tagged for migratory purposes only
we must crush our enemies and make them fear us and sap their will to fight....all 2 billion of them
?With God all things are possible.?

Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36; Keep shooting until your target changes shape or catches fire.
www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com
“Irrational violence against muslims” is a myth, but “Irrational violence against non-muslims” isn’t; Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.
Progress- the opposite of congress
Always a bit of truth in dark humor.
The last suit you wear has no pockets!; “It’s not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.”; “Hiding behind ‘conservative’ while America goes down the toilet is not acceptable anymore.” LS; Some of us are here because we are not all there.; Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.; FK Wanted To Send Man To Moon - Obama Wants To Send Man To Ladies Room; Crooked Hillary’s going down and I aint talkin about, on Huma.
There’s always room for one more on the hanging tree.....
This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you’ll find the truth.
Government treats you like a milk cow. If things get tough, they will treat you like a beef cow
“We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!” ~ Jim Robinson
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne
Liberal tolerance only extends to people they agree with.
Studies show that one out of three Liberals are as stupid as the other two.
DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream) It ain’t what you shoot, it’s what you hit.
Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views
Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied. Otto von Bismark
USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated
Make America Normal Again
Gold and silver are real money, everything else is a derivative
If Illegals Were Rebublicans 50 Million Democrats Would Be Screaming “Build The Wall!”
Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim president!
Barack Obama. When being bad is not enough and only evil will do
Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.
A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
I’m really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!
Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...
Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...
That our commander-in-chief can be foreign born to a foreign father thrills the globalists.
I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.
If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.
Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.
God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.
Don’t pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?
Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan
Socialism is always just one more murder away from utopia.
just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l
Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can’t tell the difference.
If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do....
Viva Christo Rey. Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming— infinitum.
ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government
Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU
To be labelled “far-right” by modern journalists, one need do no more than NOT be far-left.
The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA
“The right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” A. E. van Vogt
1776 - Washington fought on our side. 2016 Washington is fighting against us . . .
He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences
ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.
You know, I’ve yet to see a hearse with a U-Hall trailer hitched to it. . .
Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.
When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What’s In Your Ammo Box?
“When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day”.
Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!
Don’t touch that thing Don’t let anybody touch that thing!I’m a Doctor and I won’t touch that thing!
Forcing men into women’s spaces is the beginning of Sharia Law in the USA.
There’s always room for one more on the hanging tree.....
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with society — no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.) It appears that we no longer wish to keep our Republic, Mr. Franklin...
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not really out to get you.
Crooked Hillary’s going down and I aint talkin about, on Huma.
Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer) I mostly come out at night... mostly.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!
Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?) ISIS is alive... and Chris Stevens is dead
It is past time for the United States to take back what the world took away.
This entire “administration” has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!
EAT THE YOUNG! 100 million guppies can’t be wrong.
This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!
I don’t care what bathroom they use, as long as it’s in the nuthouse, where they belong
So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.
Islam makes barbarism look genteel.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire
Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!
Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.
Happiness is a Momma deuce
Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.
Nation States seem to be ending. The follow-on should not be Globalism, but Localism.
Beware the fury of a patient man.
A liberal’s compassion is limited only by the size of someone else’s wallet.
The Original Lousy Freeper Troll, That’s Me.
If those who defend our freedom do not know liberty, none of us will have either.
Embrace your Curmudgeonness.
“Humane” = “Don’t pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.”
Honey this isn’t Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !
Surrounded? Relax and call for artillery.
Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine
I carry a .45....cause they don’t make a .46....
Operation Wetback II, now with computers
To the GOPee: “Giving the Democrats the Supreme Court means you ARE the Democrats.”
Welcome to the “interesting times” you were warned about.
The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that
My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them
We have leaped off the cliff toward madness and we are still falling...
Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.
Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves
“Oh bother!” said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.
We are at that point, where we stand with Leonidas, or slither with Ephialtes.
Not my Monkey, not my Circus...
Age takes a toll: Please have exact change
A Liberal is someone who cannot accept that there is a Law of Unintended Consequences
yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt
Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building
America’s founding fathers: all armed conservatives.
“Difference between man and animals is man can kill from a distance”
The barbarians are inside because there are no gates
“ We would not die in that man’s company, that fears his fellowship to die with us....” Henry V.
You can’t help the working class by paying the non-working class.
Socialism consumes EVERYTHING!
All the world’s problems are caused by the sandrats, hoodrats, gimmedats, democrats and commiecrats.
Let’s call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.
Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Fifth Avenue to be Born?
And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw
This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!
I don’t care what bathroom they use, as long as it’s in the nuthouse, where they belong
I don’t have ‘Hobbies.’ I’m developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...
The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped) I’m not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.
Islam is a cancer on civilization.
Islam is the Whore of Babylon!
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The biggest threat to US national security is our government and those in it.
Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.
Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.
Progressives in the open; -— FIRE FOR EFFECT!!
Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families
Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins
Your government is your most dangerous enemy
Leftist totalitarian governments are the biggest killer of citizens in the world.
When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...) It’s the Islam, stupid!
Make America and the world a jihad free zone!
The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!
SAFE PLACE? A liberal’s mind. Nothing’s there. Nothing penetrates it.
Shrillary Clinton: Hamas puts its rockets and ammo in schools and hospitals because Gaza is small) DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream) taxes don’t hurt the rich, they keep YOU from becoming rich.
We cannot allow Hillary Clinton to become the next Angela Merkel
Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.
Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?
Obama “hung the SEALs out to dry, basically exposed them like a set of dog balls...” CMH
GOP legislators-——caviar eating surrender monkeys.
This posting is a microaggression.
Use of this tagline without the express written consent of Free Republic is prohibited.
“Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.”
Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else.
Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment
The future must belong to those who tell the truth about Islam.
Fear is the mind killer.
The government is the problem, not the solution.
Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.
“If it takes a bloodbath, let’s get it over with. No more appeasement.” - RR
Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket
Memorial Day Salute to Baraq and Madam Benghazi - Two Words, One Finger!
The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.
If an illegal-alien quarantine saves just one child’s life, it will be worth it.
Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.
The first step in ending the War on White People, is to recognize it exists.
Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so that others don’t have to do it for you.
Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.
Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.
I need a better tagline
Liberals: Devoted members of the “Church of the Eternally Offended”.
Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, obama loves America
Whenever someone says it’s not about Islam- it’s about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.) Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!
If a border fence isn’t effective, why is there a border fence around the White House?
The evil that men do lives after them
Nothing matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view.
Hillary Clinton has killed four more People than Three Mile Island.
The Hog of Steel and NRA Life Member
La Raza thugs in America are Mexico’s form of Isis terrorism/terrorists!
Apparently, most people are fine with what Obama is doing, while he ignores our problems.
Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism
I’d rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.
The Magic Question: Who’s paying for it?
areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.
Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.
I’m just a Christian waiting for a ride home
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a government pat down.
Freedom is not equality; and equality is not freedom! NOTHING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO PAY FOR IS A RIGHT.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire
Hillary Milhouse Clinton: I’m not a c— c— c— crook! Crook, that’s the c-word I was looking for!
Chode: a word about taglines
Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.
Life is short. Make fun of it.
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes mandatory ... Thomas Jefferson
It is past time for the United States to take back what the world took away.
Strong minds discuss ideas., average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people -Socrates
Fear is the mind killer.
“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”
If the Orlando terrorist doesnÂ’t represent all Muslims, why does he represent all gun-owners?
bullets that spin and explode sold separately
Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.
End the occupation. Annex today.
If you’re going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one…
Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils

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