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No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just a mask
apnews.com ^
| June 5, 2021
| AP
Posted on 06/07/2021 9:02:25 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
Philadelphia bike riders won’t need their shirts, pants, skirts or even underwear — just a mask.
Organizers of the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride say this year’s event will take place Aug. 28 and will require masks, based on the city’s earlier coronavirus restrictions.
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TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
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To: KC_Lion; daniel1212; Bartholomew Roberts; IronJack; A Cyrenian; sphinx; DainBramage; ...
To: Berlin_Freeper
Evidently no brain needed either.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:04:47 AM PDT
by
Fai Mao
To: Berlin_Freeper
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:04:57 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Because who needs to breath while exercising?
To: Berlin_Freeper
I’m glad they’ve got their priorities straight.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:06:44 AM PDT
by
ProudDeplorable
(Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. ~ Ronald Reagan)
To: Berlin_Freeper
The most responsible thing to do would be to cancel it forever.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:07:31 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: Berlin_Freeper
They need double mass on their bottom!
Burn the bikes afterward!
To: Berlin_Freeper
Society hosts yet another lunatic asylum field trip.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:08:45 AM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: Berlin_Freeper
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like...
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:09:32 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Will these masks suffice?
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:10:06 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Access to the free and #OpenInternet is an essential human right in modern society.” -- Twitter)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Not all of them get nekid and some are even patriotic
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:10:41 AM PDT
by
Pollard
To: Berlin_Freeper
It appears rental bikes are popular for these rides. No thanks.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:10:46 AM PDT
by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
To: Berlin_Freeper
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:10:52 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven.....................)
To: Berlin_Freeper
So, they’re worried about a virus in the open air, but they’re not worried about what’s being deposited on those bike seats. Yuck. Hope they burn all of the bike seats afterward. And then there’s the visual pollution.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:11:54 AM PDT
by
Restless
To: Yo-Yo
I just thought of the same thing. I have that album.
To: Berlin_Freeper
What a treat! You’re shopping or out to lunch & you see a bunch of assorted goodies. Gross. And you know there aren’t going to be any Cary Grants biking naked.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:12:49 AM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: Berlin_Freeper
As a long distance biker - 50-65 miles a day on 3 day bike trips - my sincere advice for any who decide to throw a tent on the back of the bike and do the same is simple.
Get a pair of chamois lined bike shorts, and a bright, loose fitting, wicking shirt
Don’t wear underwear, unless you are not fond of your male parts, and want them to be rubbed for 8 hours with the equivalent of a fine grade sandpaper.
They are yours, and not mine. But ask ANY distance biker, and they will likely agree.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:14:42 AM PDT
by
Hodar
(A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
To: leaning conservative
What a treat! You’re shopping or out to lunch & you see a bunch of assorted goodies
This would be the appropriate time to wear the face diaper, to blot out the smell of their wake.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:16:06 AM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Lots of blistered bottoms and more at the end of the ride.
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posted on
06/07/2021 9:16:10 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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