Missing man found dead inside dinosaur statue in Spain

NY Post ^ | 24 may 2021 | Hannah Spark

[DUMBGRUNT]

The body was that of a man who had been reported missing, according to Euro News Weekly, though no foul play is suspected. Spanish media has reported that the unnamed man had somehow dropped his cellphone inside the giant figure, fell inside while trying to retrieve it and was unable to climb out or call for help.

[TexasGator]

Source:

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/05/23/body-of-missing-man-found-inside-dinosaur-statue-in-barcelona/

[nesnah]

Darwin Award winner misinterpreting “belly of the beast”.

[21twelve]

I was watching some video on “Dump boating fails”.

Some guy got his car in the water on the boat ramp and it is sinking fast. He’s trying to get out of the car but can only use one hand as he’s holding his phone above the water.

Finally somebody grabs his phone and the guy comes out of the window with the car all under water.
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And then another guy pops out of the car and he had been submerged the entire time! (I’m not sure what happened to his phone!)

[ClearCase_guy]

In the belly of the beast.

[SamAdams76]

Seems like a horrible way to die.

[null and void]

I’d guess his body stopped abruptly in the body of the dinosaur, his phone continued into the tail, just out of reach...

[SunkenCiv]

[Buttons12]

You’re too logical for this thread!

[SunkenCiv]

okay, he'd been drinking for hours, but when he told his mates he was going off "to drain the lizard", they misunderstood.

[Buttons12]

Seems like a horrible way to die.

They're all horrible. This one provides better material during the funeral, though, and being immortal on the internet is no small thing.

[rdl6989]

There have been quite a few of these cases.

[rdl6989]

You win post of the day.

[Texan5]

If Europeans can be nominated for the Darwin award, this guy certainly should be...

[Deaf Smith]

"think all those flies"

He may have been discovered when the paper mache dino started secreting his liquefied body parts out the proper orifice.

*Mommy, that dino has the runs!

[Steely Tom]

Note to self: Always carry a folding step ladder when climbing inside a dinosaur statue.

It's never good to be alone
when you are in a dinosaur bone.

Although your friends seem like they're near
Once you're inside, they cannot hear.

[Getready]

Very difficult to believe he dropped his cell phone in and accidentally fell in..the neck of the beast is near parallel to ground and mouth opening looks small.
Probably got murdered and stuffed in, or he was on drugs and climbed in and body eventually found with cell phone. Cops are being tight lipped. They gotta be thinking foul play.

[TalBlack]

Cell phones seem to figure in a pretty fair number of deaths...

[DannyTN]

I hate getting eaten by a dinosaur statue.

[Kickass Conservative]

I thought being inside a Dinosaur Statue protected you from the Kung Flu. You know, kind of a Jurassic Face Mask.

[martin_fierro]

the unnamed man had somehow dropped his cellphone inside the giant figure, fell inside while trying to retrieve it and was unable to climb out or call for help.

Ich bin ein within-er.