Posted on 02/22/2021 7:51:08 PM PST by weston
Me: "Hello."
Scam Microsoft support: "Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device."
Me: "Oh no. My device? Are you sure?"
Scam Microsoft support: "Oh yes, we have many reports."
Me: "Oh jeez. How can I fix it?"
-Scam Microsoft support: "It's OK sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device sir?"
Me: "Yes. I was just about to use it. I'm glad you called."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Yes sir, we are going to help you. Can you please push the Start button?"
Me: "I think it's already on."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Okay, sir. Now you want to click on Control Panel."
Me: "I don't see that."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?"
Me: "Yes."
Scam-Microsoft support: "That is your Control Panel."
Me: "Wow, I didn't realize it had a name."
-Microsoft support: "Yes sir, now press on Internet Options."
Me: "Yeah, I definitely don't see any Internet options. I don't think I purchased that feature. This is just a cheap one."
Scam-Microsoft support: "They all have the Internet sir. Press the Start button again."
Me: "OK, it's the same as before."
Scam-Microsoft support: "That's OK sir. We are going to restart your device. Can you please turn it off?"
Me: "Ummm…I don't know how. I've never turned it off. Since I bought it it just kind of stays on all the time."
Scam-Microsoft support: "There must be an off button on your device. How do you stop it when it's running?"
Me: "In those cases I usually press the big button beneath Stop/Cancel."
Scam-Microsoft support: "OK sir. Please press that button."
Me: "Ok."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Is your device off?"
Me: "No. The door popped open."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Door? Is there a disc inside the door?"
Me: "No, there's a burrito."
Scam-Microsoft support: "Why is there a burrito in your computer?"
Me: "Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support."
Happy you like them , pollyshy.
Lol! Oops 😁
That’s funny!
LOL
You come up with some good one, lysie.
Oh boy, I love this, YUMMY!!!!
Thank you for a delicious omelet.
Good morning!
Lol
My ancestors were here before 1630, and the rest of them got here as soon as they could. My mom used to always say they were one ole Indian and and one ole Indian fighter. That’s on their gravestone.
I'm considered high risk for COVID (diabetes). Last night, I got a couple of emails from my endocrinologist's office. They have a ‘patient portal’ and the emails were just telling me I had messages there and to check them. Wasn't too surprised because I have appointments with them coming up next month. Just figured they were needing to reschedule or something.
Well, I was surprised!! The message was I was eligible to receive the COVID shot and they've ordered it for me and I needed to make my appointment between now and Sept. 18 (6 months) to receive my first dose! They very clearly stated I would be given the Pfizer shots.
I'm not scheduling anything, and if they say anything at my appointments next month, they might get a piece of my mind!
I like that. One time in a junk store I found some post cards from a husband who was working in Oregon to his wife in California. Iirc around 1900. I wondered if they had any family that would like to have them.
Sweet!
Good morning Lysie!
ROFLOL Lysie. Thanks for posting morning funnies along with breakfast.
My doctors office called me last month and said the same thing. I told them no thanks, they could give it to someone else, and they said OK, my doc never mentioned it when I went in.
Dinesh D’Souza
The Chinese are now saying that if racism is embedded in all America’s social structures—if America systematically oppresses blacks and other minorities—then America has no moral authority to lecture anyone in the world on human rights. See where the Left’s lies have gotten us?
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1372895342111432707
I can see saying ‘hey, we have them available if you want one’. The thing that gets me is the presumption that I need it without asking me. There’s several places I could have already received the shot if I wanted it. I could be an ‘essential worker’ and received it before everyone else, for example.
‘Do you want it?’ is a lot different to ‘we ordered it for you!’ in my mind.
"Sloppy Joe" and his personal Dr.
Needs a bib to catch the drool! LOL
Exactly.
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