Since the Chinese blame COVID-19 on diseased bats, the next phase of their testing is going to involve sending live bats right in there, to sniff around for signs of the virus, in order to make a more accurate assessment.
Posted on 02/14/2021 6:22:16 PM PST by mythenjoseph
A news article published by Newsweek.com claimed that the Chinese government has rolled out the anal swab in testing for Covid-19.
Sorry. I didn't mean to criticize you at all. I was just taking cheap advantage of a gag opportunity as usual. That's me.
Keep your nose out of my asshole.
If you have to wear 2 masks now to keep your toxic wet breath spew from exiting into the air then how big a mask do you need for virus expelled by the rear in a bad gas attack? An exit of air from that region expels at much higher volume and speed of say a cough evidenced by the lingering odor of the expelled air. Plus if you’re wearing 2 masks and can smell a fart from a covid carrier then you’re dead meat, it’s too late for you.
Just wait. Next they are going to both. Same swab.
You are never going to guess which is done first.
LOL. Just don’t report me to the mods.
I see another groundbreaking report from Katie Couric here...
I figured our overlords would eventually subject us to this.
“Put your mask on and bend over!”
Maybe this will be the check before you attend your next dinner reservation.
...after they take your temperature and ask you for your vaccination papers.
It's only a mask.It's only a two week quarantine to stop the spread.
It's only not seeing your parents.
It's only missing Thanksgiving.
It's only missing Christmas.
It's only two masks.
It's only for the rest of 2021.
It's only a vaccine.
It's only an anal swab.
It's only a FEMA camp...
So does that mean farticles spread the disease?
“ What if you did both at the same time?”
Lol
Where’s the giant Cuomo swab pic?
Buttplug, Sec of Trans, will be the Biden Administration’s official tester.
He’s waiting for the tongue administered version to be released. He says after that he will get the testing backlog licked.
K.M.A.
Pardon my French.
Darn! I coulda’ had a V-8.
As bad as it sounds to receive, imagine being the thankless soul that has to do the swabbing. Over and over and over...
“Okay, you’re up for swabbing duty...”
“What?!? Again??? No effin’ way. I’ve done it three days in a row and I’ve yet to see you on the roster ONCE!”
Genius. Take THAT China swabbers!
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