[nickcarraway]

[Viking2002]

Put a tube of my Fixodent in it's place and I bet the little sucker never comes back.

[Artemis Webb]

Seagulls = Rats of the air.

[Hot Tabasco]

What is happening where you live? Find out by adding your postcode.

48236

[freedumb2003]

Not guilty.

Just sayin’

[Larry Lucido]

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

[ETL]

[mowowie]

Last summer at my buds beach house on Cape cod i was chilling out and cooking a nice big Italian sausage on the grill.
I went inside for 20 seconds to grab a beer came back and the sausage was gone.
no birds in sight either...frigging seagull must have came out of nowhere..

[EEGator]

[ETL]

"Anna Ravenscroft-Ward, 45, says she was downstairs when the theft took place..."

[csvset]

Looks a bit like the actress Anna Friel. Shame about the tats and piercings.

[Moltke]

She said: ''My neighbour messaged me and told me. I ran upstairs and the toothpaste was gone.

Yeah, sure... I say the neighbor did it.

[ShadowAce]

Woman's horror as pesky seagull pinches Sensodyne toothpaste from her bathroom

Anna - who finds the incident amusing - says she is quite sure it is the same seagull who visits the house daily.

I truly miss editors.

[moovova]

[dainbramaged]

Killing a seagull is a federal crime.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is this new fangled invention called a window screen. Keeps birds out of your house so they don't they poop on everything

It as only been around a century so perhaps the word has not reached Europe.

[minnesota_bound]

What is with the 2 nose rings?