Posted on 02/09/2021 6:26:54 AM PST by Red Badger
(Gray News) – Tessica Brown wanted a little extra hold after she ran out of her regular hairspray.
Instead of using her usual Got2b, she subbed Gorilla Glue Spray Adhesive.
The results? Well, they weren’t exactly what the Louisiana woman was looking for.
“My hair has been like this for about a month now. It’s not by choice,” Brown said on Instagram last week. “My hair, it don’t move. You hear what I’m telling you? It don’t move.”
She said she washed her hair 15 times and it didn’t help.
The Gorilla Glue website isn’t clear on how to remove its spray adhesive from hair, only from the body and skin.
“While still wet, Gorilla Spray Adhesive can be removed by wiping adhesive with a dry cloth, and then washing the area with soap and water,” the FAQs section says. “Once cured, rinse well with water.”
Brown sought medical attention over the weekend.
Another Instagram post shows her receiving treatment at St. Bernard Parish Hospital.
On Monday, Gorilla Glue responded to Brown’s predicament on Twitter.
“We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair,” the tweet said.
“We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best.”
We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best. pic.twitter.com/SoCvwxdrGc
— Gorilla Glue (@GorillaGlue) February 8, 2021 The post reminds customers that “this product is not indicated for use in or on hair as it is considered permanent.”
Reading the headline whilst still half-asleep, and without the first morning coffee on-board, I thought the woman’s name was “Testicle Brown”. :P
Gotta love those kR38tiv3 names like Abcde, and Le-A. :P
Louisiana frowns on punitive damages. She probably needs to move to California.
Has she sued Gorilla Glue mfg yet for the fact that she is a moron?
That’s the normal procedure for these kind of idiots.
That is a dumb question. You think hair is going to grow thru industrial glue that is all over her scalp?
“White glue” will wash out...
Carnac the Magnificent ( a Johnny Carson character ) holds the envelope to his head;
Carnac: “Dippity-Do”
Ed: “Dippity-Do”
Carnac (opens envelope): “What do get all over you when you dippity in a cow pasture?”
lol is not a sound, it is an acronym, short for laugh out loud. more than one ol is redundant. you are just saying laugh out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud.
Florida Man gets lots of press...................
Exactly
The endless labeling disclaimers in tiny lettering is because of morons like this.
😆
“””“My hair has been like this for about a month now. It’s not by choice,” Brown said on Instagram last week.”””
This woman is more than simply stupid, she is DOUBLE stupid.
It is one thing to be stupid enough to use Gorilla Glue on her hair.
But, then to tell the world that she was that stupid, is beyond comprehension.
She’s not a candidate for the Darwin award, because she is still alive, unless it prevents her from reproducing.
Love that movie.
Are you aware there’s finally a part 2 coming out, or already out? Looks like it might be one of those rare good sequels.
No, I didn’t. Will have to find it.
She can vote and reproduce.
The full list of places to NOT use it would be thousands of pages long.
“Don not use as baby formula.”
“Do not use as mixer with whiskey.”
“Do not use in place of WD-40.”
“Do not use to polish shoes.”
“Do not use as barbecue lighter fluid.”
“Do not use as rock climbing chalk.”
“Do not use as body lotion.”
And the most important of all...
“Do not use as intimate lubricant. This is NOT a substitute for KY Jelly! Do NOT try this.”
Even though this has been posted at least twice previously I’ll comment.
Well, she is black and stupid so she qualifies for any cabinet position for plugs.
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