Posted on 10/30/2020 7:05:06 PM PDT by McGruff
The Babylon Bee had this really funny satirical article up earlier this week joking that President Trump proposed a Space Navy now that NASA found water on the Moon:
With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy https://t.co/aG1at5Wp1F
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 27, 2020
And then the morons at USA Today decided this needed a fact check, which led to an even funnier “retraction” from the Bee:
Sadly, we must retract this one. We'd like to thank @USATODAY for calling us out with this fact check. We will strive to do better. pic.twitter.com/5tk5ApSQjv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 30, 2020
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy
These morons thought Trump was talking about real coyotes at the last debate with Byedone. So why wouldn’t they believe a space navy? Remember when they thought Trump’s sons shot an endangered dinosaur?
What would the hull look like after 217 days on the “moon tour.”
Where there are sailors there must be...liberty. Think Olongapo where the girls have antennae...
Lol, hatred of Trump fuels their stupidity!
twatter and facecrap gonna ban them now?
Hoist the bilge pump!
Reshuffle the poop deck!
Damn the avocados! Full speed in the head!
Fire as your gunners come to bare!
That’s really politically incorrect - and really funny!
Hey tomorrow is a plain old blue moon, not a Navy Blue moon. USA is dummer than a sack of hammers.
That’s why the Space Navy needs a Star Fleet rank structure.
Captain Picard not Colonel Picard
Commander Riker not Lieutenant Colonel Riker
Lieutenant Commander Data not Major Data
hoist the mizzenmast!
Keelhaul the boatswain!
Jettison the supercargo!
Forget about the Navy and the moon.
Keeping in spirit with the leftist absolute “laws of response”, Trump needs to make a statement about reality of the moons existance.
Well if I’m going to watch for the mail bouy, go get me a bucket of steam and an overhead buffer. I might as well clean the stack bat shit off the ceiling.
McKenzie Sadeghi....soon to be an MSNBC or CNN Reporter
Here is the funniest apology ever.
It’s the Chaser Brothers apologizing for calling a guy a pedophile.
These 2 guys from Australia are a real hoot...
No !
They are stupid so they hate Trump
Hey, at least USA Today got it right, for a change, as they called it false. 8>P
All ahead full house beats all ahead a pair!
Tell the cabin boy to quit peeking at the cabin girl in the powder magazine!
Hard to port and harder to ale!
All hands on deck and all feet on the ceiling!
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