Posted on 08/14/2020 2:25:59 PM PDT by gattaca
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—A teary-eyed Obama reported he was horrified that Trump has taken the first step toward peace in the Middle East with an agreement between Israel and the UAE.
Obama condemned Trump for doing the un-presidential work of actually trying to broker peace in foreign countries rather than just exploding them.
"My drone strikes -- all for nothing!" he cried as he read the news on his iPhone. "This is horrible!"
The former president addressed the nation in a video message recorded in his seaside mansion, slamming Trump for his willingness to suddenly overturn years of presidential precedent.
"Look, all those slaughtered civilians, bombed-out hospitals, ruined cities -- you didn't do that," he said, tears streaming from his face. "That was all me. It's really sad to see what America has become. We're not the warmongering nation we once were, and you've got Trump to thank for that."
He shook his head and wiped his eyes, glancing up at the Nobel Peace Prize on his shelf. "If you'd only listen to me and blow more people up, Drumpf -- you too would get one of those bad boys."
Really? You sure about that?
Obama tried HARDEST at NOT GOVERNING.........fearing he’s have to take responsibility for world events.
More like they tapped into the brain control chip obozo’s handlers had installed.
TIME FOR TRUMP TO UNDO THIS——GOVERNMENT FRAUD AT ITS FINEST-—the Obamas’ get-rich-quick plan.
Obama’s Muslim giveaways of our tax dollars (that he admitted to).
Priming the Obama foundations pumps-—giveaway tax dollars now —collect donations later:
<><> Obama gave Michelle $seventy-three million tax dollars to teach Muslim girls in Qatar
<><>Obama gave Michelle $$$100 million tax dollars to teach Muslim girls in ....wait for it......Morocco.
<><> The 100 mill tax dollars for Morocco is being held by the Chicago-based Obama Foundation (cue laugh machine here)
<><> While the Muslim Brotherhood was in charge in Egypt, Obama (and Hillary) showered them w/ praise.....PLUS
<><> Obama Muslims billions of US dollars in aid, arms, tanks and planes. Payback is coming due.
<><> Obama gave $90 mill to oil-rich African countries
<><> $150 billion to Muslim Iran in the nuclear deal...plus the latest handout
<><> $2 billion to help half-brother Malik advance his organization-—the Muslim Brotherhood,
<><> $50 million to half-bro Malik/Baron US tax dollars to wealthy oil-rich Muslim African countries.
<><> the missing billions attached to Obamacare.
the 100 million tax dollars to teach Muslim girls in Morocco.
<><> The Chicago-based tax-exempt Obama Foundation says
<><> it wont release the names of his foreign donors.
Obama’s pocketing huge speaking fees bu will not reveal the terms of his speaking engagements.
LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR
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Obama is an idiot hiding on an island with some really smart accomplished people. After he is forced to play golf on the public island course where everyone can see how bad he is, does he go home and try to beat Michelle in a game of one on one?
In the real news Biden is trying to say that he is partially responsible for the Israeli-UAE agreement. When Rashid Talib had something nasty to say about the agreement, he immediately said he had nothing to do with it.
Sure, the SAY it’s satire, but ..... really??????
It was bound to happen. They skirted the line too closely for far too long.
The Babylon Bee has now crossed the line from satire to straight news reporting.
“I’m Barack Obama. I kill as many people as possible.”
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