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Harris Starting To Think This Biden Guy Is Really Dragging Down Her Campaign
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/13/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/13/2020 2:51:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—When Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was told his vice presidential pick would be Kamala Harris, he was initially pleased. “She is young, bright, clean, and articulate just like that other guy, Obeemer."

But Kamala Harris is reportedly beginning to think that "this Biden guy" is really going to slow down her campaign.

"He's old and confused, and there's not much upside there," she told aides. "And the sniffing -- what is with the sniffing?"

"I'm starting to think he's dead weight."

Democrat analysts quickly began to express their doubts about the ticket. “Why is that old guy on Harris's ticket? Kamala should have picked that nice young mayor from the Midwest. Ben something? Pete! That's it. He would have been a great match for her -- not sure why she's sticking with Joe."

Democratic strategist Benjessi Normaton was blunter, tweeting out: “It's time for Biden to step down from the Harris campaign.”

DNC operatives have been unavailable for comment, though unnamed insiders have hinted that all is going according to plan, and that Biden won't be a problem for much longer.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
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Kamala is getting her fill of Slow Joe. She's thinking it's time to jettison the dead weight.
1 posted on 08/13/2020 2:51:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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Stand back and just let them eat their own....it will be fun to watch.


2 posted on 08/13/2020 2:52:53 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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But Kamala's so sexy (she thinks)...


3 posted on 08/13/2020 2:57:05 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: BipolarBob

4 posted on 08/13/2020 2:57:58 PM PDT by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, Libs, Progs, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Kommiela Hairyass.


5 posted on 08/13/2020 3:02:19 PM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: BipolarBob

Harris seriously didn’t look happy.. Had a fake smile on her face during that fake asinine news conference.. A mask mandate? Her and Biden the Clown are a Pathetic Pair of LOSERS.. and she knows it!!


6 posted on 08/13/2020 3:02:43 PM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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This is Trumps election to lose right now. I was praying Biden would be stupid enough to pick Kamala toe and of course he didn’t disappoint. Trump has got so much ammunition against both of them now it’s insane. Like Levin was pointing out yesterday, during the primary Kamala toe said she believed the accusations against Biden by Tara Reade. If so then why did she accept to be his running mate? Now sexual abuse is OK to her?

The US Pravda media won’t report it, but at least Fox is........

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/meredith-brooks-against-kamala-harris-siding-joe-biden-tara-reade-allegations


7 posted on 08/13/2020 3:07:52 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: BipolarBob

The BEE is a buzzing...


8 posted on 08/13/2020 3:08:48 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: BipolarBob

“Obeemer.” teehee


9 posted on 08/13/2020 3:11:23 PM PDT by Moonlighter
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To: RoosterRedux

The SNL possibilities are endless now that the “Funt” is back.


10 posted on 08/13/2020 3:12:32 PM PDT by Moonlighter
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Hahah. The Funt.

I'll bet that's what Willie is calling her now.;-)

11 posted on 08/13/2020 3:15:50 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: BipolarBob

We haven’t seen such a bad candidacy since, well— HilLIARy.


12 posted on 08/13/2020 3:25:53 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, theyÂ’re excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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This is ironic. The only reason the Bamster had Slo Joe on his ticket was for life insurance. The reason Groping Joe chose Harris was to commit suicide by assassination. He couldn’t do it himself for fear of bad marksmanship.


13 posted on 08/13/2020 3:32:30 PM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
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HoJoe! HoJoe!

HoJoe! HoJoe!


14 posted on 08/13/2020 3:36:05 PM PDT by DeFault User
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THIS'LL FIT ON A BUMPER, WON'T IT?


15 posted on 08/13/2020 3:41:30 PM PDT by laweeks
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If Kamala put on a blonde wig, no telling who Joe might confuse her for.


16 posted on 08/13/2020 3:43:52 PM PDT by cnsmom
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She is in for a rude awakening! It is her that is dragging down the campaign. The stupid statements she is making is losing voters hand over fist. Boy is she slow! Too slow to be vice president. If they lose, it will be with her mouth.


17 posted on 08/13/2020 3:47:38 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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At this point losing is her only way out of the mess.


18 posted on 08/13/2020 3:57:26 PM PDT by cnsmom
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But Kamala’s so sexy (she thinks)...

For a colored girl.

I didn’t think that was proper language until Joe and the DNC said they wanted a woman of color to run with Joe. I guess we can all refer to blacks as colored now?????


19 posted on 08/13/2020 4:37:20 PM PDT by sanjuanbob
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It’s truer than I’d like to see.


20 posted on 08/13/2020 4:39:28 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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