Posted on 07/01/2020 4:02:42 PM PDT by weston
This is the price you pay for being white nowadays 😡
If you are white and out in public, be very aware of your surroundings at all times. This boy is 12 by the way.
BLM has become a joke. I never had sympathy for them, but if I did it is long gone. #BLMTerrorists pic.twitter.com/PP8eorpn1e— Anthony (@Antman52899) July 6, 2020
Why doesn’t anyone ask him that question?
So a black man that drives a luxury car isn’t, as Joe says, really black?
Which is the worst sin driving a luxury car or an SUV?
1998 Urban Legend (August 1998, Uruguay) In a misplaced moment of inspiration, Paolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Symphonica Maya de Uruguay, decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired during a performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at an outdoor children's concert.In complete disregard of common sense, he dropped a large lit firecracker, equivalent in strength to a quarter stick of dynamite, into his aluminum straight mute, and then stuck the mute into the bell of his new Yamaha in-line double-valve bass trombone.
Later from his hospital bed he explained to a reporter through a mask of bandages, "I thought the bell of my trombone would shield me from the explosion and focus the energy of the blast outwards and away from me, propelling the mute high above the orchestra like a rocket."
However Paolo was not to speed on his propulsion physics, nor was he qualified to wield high-powered artillery. Despite his haste to raise the horn before the firecracker exploded, he failed to lift the bell of the horn high enough for the airborne mute's arc to clear the orchestra. What happened should serve as a lesson to us all during our own delirious moments of divine inspiration.
First, because he failed to sufficiently elevate the bell of his horn, the blast propelled the mute between rows of musicians in the woodwind and viola section, where it bypassed the players and rammed straight into the stomach of the conductor, driving him backwards off the podium and directly into the front row of the audience.
Fortunately, the audience was sitting in folding chairs and thus they protected from serious injury. The chairs collapsed under the first row, and passed the energy from the impact of the flying conductor backwards into the people sitting behind them, who in turn were driven back into the people in the third row and so on, like a row of dominos. The sound of collapsing wooden chairs and grunts of people falling on their behinds increased geometrically, adding to the overall commotion of cannons and brass playing the closing measures of the Overture.
Meanwhile, unplanned audience choreography notwithstanding, Paolo Esperanza's Waterloo was still unfolding back on stage. According to Paolo, "As I heard the sound of the firecracker blast, time seemed to stand still. Right before I lost consciousness, I heard an Austrian accent say, "Fur every akshon zer iz un eekval unt opposeet reakshon!" This comes as no surprise, for Paolo was about to become a textbook demonstration of this fundamental law of physics.
Having failed to plug the lead pipe of his trombone, he paved the way for the energy of the blast to send a superheated jet of gas backwards through the mouthpiece, which slammed into his face like the hand of fate, burning his lips and face and knocking him mercifully unconscious.
The pyrotechnic ballet wasn't over yet. The force of the blast was so great it split the bell of his shiny new Yamaha trombone right down the middle, turning it inside out while propelling Paolo backwards off the riser. For the grand finale, as Paolo fell to the ground, his limp hands lost their grip on the slide of the trombone, allowing the pressure of the hot gases to propel the slide like a golden spear into the head of the third clarinetist, knocking him senseless.
The moral of the story? The next time a trombonist hollers "Watch this!" you'd better duck!
It's old, but I still laugh.
Coin Shortage
Friend had it happen to her yesterday, went to buy a muffin in a fast food coming back from Utah.
Muffin 2.84, gave the gal a 5 and the girl told her she didn’t have any coins.
Muffin cost her 3 bucks.
I vote to #CancelCollege. it’s a total waste of time and money. Kids emerge brainwashed by professors with leftist agendas that care nothing for the young minds in their care. We need a NEW system of learning.— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) July 6, 2020
Thanks
Canada: ‘Communism will win’: Vandals attack site of Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Ottawa
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He was trying to switch from his old medicine to the new time release hoping his sleep patterns would be more consistent Obviously the NP didn’t know how to do that.
“I’m sorry, my FRiend, but you had better look at changing that name of yours. Definite undertones of slavery.”
Oh my gosh, you are right.
Okay now I’m taking all offers for a new screen name. Of course one that isn’t so white-sounding.
“That right there makes you guilty of all kinds of things.”
LOL!
“And let ICE kick out the foreigners here with studies on line. I’m for that 100%.”
That’s a brillidea Trump had. With the Gore-net, they can study from anywhere in the world.
That is a brilliant poster.
AGREE!
YES!
“Why doesn’t anyone ask him that question?”
Trump will have to do it. The moderators never will.
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