Posted on 06/17/2020 9:46:18 AM PDT by ethical
Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan Announces Major Improvement To Trumps Pathetic “Opportunity Zones Program" June 17, 2020
“We call it the ‘Whoppertunity Zones Program’”, said Durkan at a Press Conference yesterday where she announced the city of Seattle would be turning over two city blocks of what used to be valuable real estate to BLM et al Inc..
“Democrats, and my fellow socialists, communists on the City Council, wanted to show President Trump a better way to support African American people of color.” Durkan explained.
Mayor Durkan was referring to President Trumps program to encourage investment in poorer, predominately black neighborhoods and cities. “With Opportunity Zones,” the President had said, “we are drawing investment into neglected and underserved communities of America so that all Americans, regardless of zip code, have access to the American Dream.”
In Mayor Durkin’s plan there is no investment needed from evil capitalist corporations, she encouraged those corporations to give money directly to BLM et al Inc. “If you are black and maybe brown, but mostly black, if you are a black activist group and come to this city and organize others to your cause, really put the effort in, like riot, destroy businesses, loot, set things on fire, engage in acts of violence against our police officers, block our freeways and city streets, we will give you prime real estate, just give it to you. We will even erect a border wall around your new ‘Whoppertunity Zone’.”
“BLM et al Inc. has shown that they were willing to do the work, to break the law night and day for over two weeks, no matter what it took. They deserve this. They deserve a Summer of Love” Durkan said.
When asked if the city was going to give BLM et al Inc. the East Precinct, that she ordered police officers to abandon during the riots, Durkan replied, “We are working out the details for that. But I want to assure residents in this area that the Seattle Police Department will continue to serve this community. However, they will be limited to life or death situations and response times will be longer.”
“Police are a trigger for many of our citizens on Capital Hill. Our Marxist blacks, our fascist WBDBs, our white, woke, upper class, our confused youths. We want to create a safe space for them. So basically this area will be a no go zone for cops. Except for life or death emergencies, but robbery, theft, burglary, assault, minor traffic accidents will be allowed to freely flow.”
The Mayor estimates this ‘Whoppertunity Zone’ will create thousands of “more naturally occurring jobs that don’t feed corporate greed.” When asked for examples she replied, “ Like robbery, drug sales, art, prostitution, crafts, extortion, t-shirt sales, chalk & spray paint manufacturing.”
Contact for Press and Angry Seattle Citizens: 206-684-4000 Seattle Office of the Mayor @seattlemayorsoffice WBDB’s = White Boys Dressed in Black
>>“We call it the ‘Whoppertunity Zones Program’”,<<
They are going to burn down Burger King?
Who is Linda?
You forgot the sarcasm tag.
If it’s sarcasm
1. it’s not good
2. you should write sarcasm at the top so people know it is.
Meatless “Whoppertunity Zones?”
The Whoppertunity Zones are to be run by Judge Smails: “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
An insult to Italian Americans.
Is this the Bee at work here??
I would love for someone to put up signs outside of the CHAD saying welcome to little Mogadishu.
With each passing generation of useful idiots communism/marxism/socialism needs to be repackaged and marketed as something new and REVOLUTIONARY. Like those same old sleazy get rich quick scam pushed as new ways to achieve instant wealth. Like buying real estate with no $$$ down. How anyone can make a killing in stocks regardless of market conditions. Investing thousands in the latest snake oil while building a downline or some other unworkable MLM/pyramid racket. They’ll tell you other systems failed because they were implemented wrong but they have a proven system that works. Those 4 deadly words, THIS TIME IT’S DIFFERENT! And like the hippies before them so many millenials fall for this sh*t like so many brainwashed little puppies.
Is this Satire aka Fiction?
Axing 4 a friend.
Is that a beef or plant based whopper?
Aha. This woman daily proves to the rest of the nation that she is a libtard LUNATIC. She has no more business in a leadership role than the cricket I just fed to my whiptail lizard. Cricket probably had more brains than her, too.
So she’s going to legitimize the unlawful occupation of a portion of the city. She is therefore morally, criminally and financially responsible for any and all actions of the organizers
Well we can all self identify as black..........
This is posted in News/Actiivism. Where’s the link so the reader can understand who “Linda Jordan” is??
“Whopper” as in big lie.
Quit abusing the news forum with your attempted “humor”.
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