Posted on 02/05/2020 7:02:11 PM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Well, it's shaping up to be a bad week for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The Democratic primaries are in chaos, Trump delivered a positive, high-energy State of the Union address, the economy is good, and Trump was just acquitted of the articles of impeachment.
But Pelosi made it even worse on herself by tearing up Trump's State of the Union address in front of the whole nation. She ended up overexerting herself, and 54 different bones in her hands and wrists immediately snapped during the ripping. Fourteen different muscles were also strained. She fell to the ground in pain, nearly getting trampled by Mike Pence and President Trump, who pretended not to see her.
Luckily, she had one of those buttons old people hang around their necks, and she was able to press it to call for help.
"I'd trained for weeks to prepare for ripping up those few pages, but I forgot to stretch before the big event," she told the doctor sheepishly. "I even pre-ripped the pages so they'd be easier to tear up, but it wasn't enough. I shouldn't have skipped arm day at the water aerobics class last week. Oh, boy, am I going to look silly. But I'll just blame it on Trump somehow."
During the doctors' scans, they also discovered she had contracted Trump Derangement Syndrome. There is no known cure.
It wasn’t a speech copy. It was a pink slip from soros.
President Trump should have handed her the Constitution so the American public could watch her tear that up as well.
It would have been funny if Trump printed it on unrippable paper. Watching her trying to tear paper would have been a funny punk feom Trump!
Ha Ha! From now on she will only get paper you can rip!
What she did was illegal and unprecedented. There was no way to predict that she was going to do that.
It’s not a crime to dispose of a spare copy of a document.
The strain is real. Never in the history of the House has a Speaker strained so hard against a President from the opposing party that he/she so publically prolapsed a colon for all to see.
I heard she got a paper cut on her turkey neck sagging skin and said Trump did it and tried to blame it on allahu akbar beloved immigrants.
Go rip up one of the surviving copies of the Constitution and you’ll find out. This was THE copy given to the House of Reps and as such is to be archived.
This was THE copy given to the House of Reps and as such is to be archived.
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Right-O & since Nasty Nan ripped up the House copy Trump gave her, Kevin McCarthy personally went to Trump today & got another signed copy which he had the Clerk of the House enter into the record, to make sure it would be archived there for historical purposes.
Source of this little news nugget: McCarthy himself on Hannity tonight.
There’s a difference between an original of the Constitution and a xerox copy of a speech.
Then quarantine her. Airlift her onto that Diamond Princess cruise ship anchored in Yokohama bay.
It was a desperate move, but it worked. It’s been talked about as much as Trump’s speech and that’s why she did it.
Trump was murdering her and the Dems and she had to throw up something shiny to distract from that.
She pulled it off.
Next up: Break a leg, Nancy!
DANG!
I heard that it was the Official Copy, which is forbidden by law from destruction.
“I heard that it was the Official Copy, which is forbidden by law from destruction.”
Well, that’s a horse of a different color.
Hard to imagine her being allowed to hold an official copy.
I was somehow reminded of the wicked witch of the west.
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