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SATIRE Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
babylonbee.com ^ | 1/23/2020 | ADMIN

Posted on 01/23/2020 11:38:18 AM PST by bitt

U.S.—Hillary Clinton had some helpful advice for the Bernie Sanders campaign after she claimed nobody likes him.

In a candid moment, she told the interviewer that if she were running the Sanders campaign, the vocal critics would find themselves "swimming with the fishes."

"Look, if you want to be likable in politics, you've got to be willing to fight for it, and maybe kill for it," she said. "The absolute number of people that like Bernie may not go up, but the percentage of surviving people who like him will increase. And the people who still don't like him wouldn't want to say anything. The best kind of likability is the kind that comes when people are too afraid to speak up against you."

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me," she added.

Many political commentators quickly condemned her remarks but have since turned up dead.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hillary; itssatirepeople; sanders
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1 posted on 01/23/2020 11:38:18 AM PST by bitt
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

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2 posted on 01/23/2020 11:38:36 AM PST by bitt (A government afraid of its citizens should be afraid.)
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To: bitt

Oh come on!!!

Sanders is not Hillary.

Sanders will send us to re-education camps.


3 posted on 01/23/2020 11:40:49 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: bitt

Ah Hillary, her first thought is murdering people...


4 posted on 01/23/2020 11:41:57 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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To: bitt

I need to remember to take my blood pressure pill before reading Free Republic.


5 posted on 01/23/2020 11:42:24 AM PST by lee martell
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To: bitt

Project much, sHrillary?


6 posted on 01/23/2020 11:42:33 AM PST by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: DannyTN

My first awakening in politics was the death of one Vince Foster on July 20, 1993

Fresh out of Berkeley of course I had some crazy liberal leanings but then when this happened I happened to turn in the G Gordon Liddy show and he covered the nature of the Clintons and her evil Empire coming out of Mena Arkansas in great detail

The Clinton body count is extensive

Epstein is just the latest example

One thing we should be ever grateful to barrio Obama for is getting rid of these thugs off our political scene forever of course TRU nailed the final nail in that coffin by delivering the fatal blow to the flood and evil beast Hillary Clinton


7 posted on 01/23/2020 11:43:24 AM PST by Truthoverpower (The guv mint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: bitt

I know this isn’t true because Hillary would be on the top of his list.


8 posted on 01/23/2020 11:44:25 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (If gun ownership by private citizens scares DemocRats, the 2nd Amendment is doing its job.)
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To: bitt

This article had the ring of truth until I noticed the source.

9 posted on 01/23/2020 11:44:37 AM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Hillary, is a dumb, stupid, jerk has zero common sense. These people ... no one ... should be using that term. It will morph into becoming part of daily dialogue.


10 posted on 01/23/2020 11:46:20 AM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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To: bitt
Many political commentators quickly condemned her remarks but have since turned up dead.

I love that last line.

11 posted on 01/23/2020 11:47:08 AM PST by BipolarBob (Just imagine the /s after everything I post and we'll all be happier.)
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To: DannyTN

We are going to the gulags!!!


12 posted on 01/23/2020 11:48:26 AM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: null and void

Mr Peanut died last night..two bullets to the back of the head..cause of death..Suicide..what did he know on the Clintons was my first thought


13 posted on 01/23/2020 11:49:02 AM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: bitt

I think we have to ad satire to the title.


14 posted on 01/23/2020 11:49:13 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I thought he was assaulted.


15 posted on 01/23/2020 11:49:56 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: bitt

She’s probably right. She’s the one who put “nation” back into “assassination”.


16 posted on 01/23/2020 11:50:08 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: bitt

Damn...almost thought this was real for a second...


17 posted on 01/23/2020 11:51:00 AM PST by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: Sacajaweau
I think we have to ad satire to the title.

I'm ambivalent on that.

Yes, for the reasons you didn't need to state.

No, because we need to train ourselves to look at the source of any "news" we see, even if we see it somewhere other than FR.

18 posted on 01/23/2020 11:53:27 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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To: bitt

Did hillary just make a confession???


19 posted on 01/23/2020 12:00:07 PM PST by Son-Joshua (son-joshua)
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To: Osage Orange

Sure fits and would be the most lucid honest interviews ever. Babylon Bee really nailed this one.


20 posted on 01/23/2020 12:02:20 PM PST by blackdog (Making wine cave appearances upon request.)
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