I doubt crackers would have kept this parrot happy.
1 posted on
08/07/2019 5:22:33 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Squawkzilla, kakapo and dodo. Who thinks up these silly names and what are they smoking?
2 posted on
08/07/2019 5:28:36 AM PDT by
bgill
To: C19fan
And he would have eaten Polly.
3 posted on
08/07/2019 5:34:59 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: C19fan
The research team were able to reconstruct Heracles from the remains of two incomplete shinbones.
Think about it......
4 posted on
08/07/2019 5:42:45 AM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: C19fan
Like some strange Monty Python/horror mashup.
Just when you thought the parrot was dead....
5 posted on
08/07/2019 5:56:36 AM PDT by
M1903A1
("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy...and call it progress")
To: C19fan
Wait. From 2 partial bones they can tell what it are?
Pull the other one.
6 posted on
08/07/2019 6:12:49 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: C19fan
Considering how loud a parrot or macaw can be, I can’t imagine how much noise this beast could have made!
7 posted on
08/07/2019 6:29:27 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: C19fan
9 posted on
08/07/2019 6:44:23 AM PDT by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
To: C19fan
”Announced his seeking of the Democrat Nomination because he has so much in common with the others. Particularly Joe. Biden.”
11 posted on
08/07/2019 6:47:19 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
To: C19fan
Anyone ever wonder why all the really odd animal fossils come from the area around Australia?
12 posted on
08/07/2019 6:57:02 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(Truth cannot be racist; only evil dishonest reprobates would say otherwise - Mychal Massie)
To: C19fan
“Polly wants a cracker. NOW!”
13 posted on
08/07/2019 6:59:35 AM PDT by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
To: C19fan
I thought SquawZilla was a Senator from MA.
Age seems correct however.
15 posted on
08/07/2019 7:09:02 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: C19fan
“reckon, believe, two incomplete shin bones”;
So much for science, bring on the fiction.
Leaps of logic defying reason.
So, from two partial bones, all of that “science” was developed?
Anyone who accepts such “science” is incompetent.
16 posted on
08/07/2019 7:24:35 AM PDT by
Manly Warrior
(US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
To: C19fan
Q: What does a 25 lb. Parrot say?
A: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
17 posted on
08/07/2019 7:27:32 AM PDT by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: C19fan
“Polly want a Whitey, oops, Cracker!!”
18 posted on
08/07/2019 8:34:00 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: C19fan
Crackers and honkeys?..............
21 posted on
08/08/2019 1:18:41 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: C19fan
could be a distant relative of aoc...
24 posted on
04/10/2021 9:21:14 AM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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