1 posted on
07/20/2019 8:37:18 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
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Quick little funny I authored this morning. :)
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2 posted on
07/20/2019 8:40:55 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
RPG guitar..!??!
I like it..!
Super scary.
3 posted on
07/20/2019 8:40:57 AM PDT by
gaijin
To: Lazamataz
😎
6 posted on
07/20/2019 8:45:01 AM PDT by
Rusty0604
(2020 four more years!)
To: Lazamataz
Which way do you blow? Or do I dare ask?
To: Lazamataz
9 posted on
07/20/2019 8:47:21 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Lazamataz
Don’t go carrying that anywhere near a school or college/univ.
11 posted on
07/20/2019 8:50:25 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Lazamataz
I was in DFW with a tenor saxophone in a countoured flight case over my shoulder. Couple of guys asked, 'Is that a gun?'
I said no, something much more dangerous. A saxophone.
In D.C., a Park Police officer on a bike rode up to me and made me open the case to show him there was actually a saxophone inside.
14 posted on
07/20/2019 9:01:34 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: Lazamataz
”You’re cute. Wanna fiddle around?”
19 posted on
07/20/2019 9:15:35 AM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: Lazamataz
21 posted on
07/20/2019 9:25:07 AM PDT by
PGalt
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22 posted on
07/20/2019 9:46:11 AM PDT by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, I’m disappointed in your thread.
There are no images of women, praise of women, or mention of your intentions toward women.
I must fine you one photo of Catherine Zeta-Jones; please remit to this thread.
24 posted on
07/20/2019 9:52:28 AM PDT by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Lazamataz
In 1965 as a freshman or sophomore in college a guy said he saw a great deal on an assault rifle with 30 round magazines. I passed because it would have cost what I paid for books for a semester of college. Just recently I saw an NRA article saying someone’s dad paid $30 about that time frame to get an M-1 carbine from CMP. There would have been thousands of used 30 round magazines around because the automatic M-2 was widely used beginning in Korea. Nobody had a problem then.
Looks to me we should ban certain people from reproducing and require they enter counseling.
33 posted on
07/20/2019 10:33:38 AM PDT by
Retain Mike
( Sat Cong)
To: Lazamataz
Fine, you can take the cello. I’m not giving up my Railway Rifle, though.
34 posted on
07/20/2019 10:35:03 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(You know why you can enjoy a day at the Zoo? Because walls work.)
To: Lazamataz
38 posted on
07/20/2019 12:02:29 PM PDT by
RedMonqey
(num)
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40 posted on
07/20/2019 12:12:09 PM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: Lazamataz
44 posted on
07/20/2019 12:57:49 PM PDT by
GOPJ
To: Lazamataz
That’s one deadly AK187 .
Its nickname is Widow Base.
Rumors abound that it will track 90 degrees around corners.
45 posted on
07/20/2019 1:03:55 PM PDT by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: Lazamataz
46 posted on
07/20/2019 1:35:29 PM PDT by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: Lazamataz
I recently had an emotional heart to heath conversation with my AR where he informed me that he now considers himself to be a garden hoe. Anything he does from now one, like watering the tree of liberty, is to be considered “gardening”.
47 posted on
07/20/2019 2:07:44 PM PDT by
tbpiper
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49 posted on
07/20/2019 4:06:11 PM PDT by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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