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Banning assault rifles is music to my ears!
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| 07/20/2019
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/20/2019 8:37:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: autozither
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:37:18 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
Quick little funny I authored this morning. :)
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Original graphic by TheOatmeal
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:40:55 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
RPG guitar..!??!
I like it..!
Super scary.
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:40:57 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: gaijin
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:41:41 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: gaijin
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:44:31 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: Lazamataz
😎
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:45:01 AM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(2020 four more years!)
To: gaijin
Once belong to Guns and Roses?
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:45:37 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
To: Lazamataz
Which way do you blow? Or do I dare ask?
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:47:21 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:49:43 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Lazamataz
Don’t go carrying that anywhere near a school or college/univ.
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:50:25 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Big Red Badger
There’s already too much sax and violins.
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:51:51 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Larry Lucido
Which way do you blow? Or do I dare ask?Glad you asked, the bottom of course.
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posted on
07/20/2019 8:53:30 AM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
To: Lazamataz
I was in DFW with a tenor saxophone in a countoured flight case over my shoulder. Couple of guys asked, 'Is that a gun?'
I said no, something much more dangerous. A saxophone.
In D.C., a Park Police officer on a bike rode up to me and made me open the case to show him there was actually a saxophone inside.
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:01:34 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: real saxophonist
I ain’t takin’ no electric cello nowhere!
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:02:39 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: gaijin
Well, I do have a t-shirt with a depiction of a ‘Strat-AK-aster’ on the front. Some people don’t like it. I’ve seen a youtube video someplace where a guy actually built a functioning guitar out of AR parts.
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:06:55 AM PDT
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Big Red Badger
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:10:28 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
To: Lazamataz
”You’re cute. Wanna fiddle around?”
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:15:35 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: dfwgator
Interviewer: Mr. Welk, do you think there's too much violence on television?
Lawrence Welk: Absolutely not! Violence are the most important instruments in my orchestra.
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posted on
07/20/2019 9:16:05 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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