1 posted on
05/10/2019 2:23:39 PM PDT by
ETL
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There! Look!
What does it say? What language is that?
Brother Maynard, you're our scholar.
It is Aramaic!
Of course. Joseph of Arimathea!
-Of course.
-What does it say?
It reads, "Here may be found...
"...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:
"'He who is valiant and pure of spirit...
"'...may find the Holy Grail...
"'...in the Castle of Aaargh."'
What?
"The Castle of Aaargh."
What is that?
He must have died while carving it.
-Come on!
-That's what it says.
Look, if he was dying,
he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaargh."
-He'd just say it.
-That's what's carved in the rock.
-Perhaps he was dictating it.
-Shut up!
-Does it say anything else?
-No!
Just "Aaargh."
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Here's the clip on YouTube...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA
2 posted on
05/10/2019 2:23:52 PM PDT by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! Fake Dossier, Uranium-1 Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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4 posted on
05/10/2019 2:25:32 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”.
5 posted on
05/10/2019 2:26:50 PM PDT by
Andy'smom
(Proud member of the basket of deplorables)
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“Killroy slept here” Show me the money!!
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10 posted on
05/10/2019 2:32:48 PM PDT by
Oscar in Batangas
(12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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I have broken the code. It starts out: “There once was a Frenchman in Brittany...”
12 posted on
05/10/2019 2:37:24 PM PDT by
Rocky
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It says “Help! I’m being held hostage in my mother’s abdomen! Signed, Princess Sophie Hélène Béatrice of France.
Then it ends with, “Never mind, I got out.”
14 posted on
05/10/2019 2:49:18 PM PDT by
ataDude
(.)
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There once was a girl from Brest
Who had an incredible
15 posted on
05/10/2019 2:49:53 PM PDT by
SolidRedState
(I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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18 posted on
05/10/2019 2:55:54 PM PDT by
seawolf101
(Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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It’s Wilma Flintstone’s grocery list.
20 posted on
05/10/2019 3:00:35 PM PDT by
IronJack
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23 posted on
05/10/2019 3:10:17 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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I found this on a rock in my yard. Any guesses?
limx→a f(x) = L iff ∀ ε > 0 ∃ δ > 0 s.t. 0 < |x - a| < δ ⇒ |f(x) - L| < ε
25 posted on
05/10/2019 3:36:02 PM PDT by
fruser1
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"Here lies the body of Taconnay Ted,
he was alive, but now he's dead."
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From an unknown land a great man will rise, whom many will reject and try to thwart his rightful place, much to their peril when they are discovered.
I'm pretty sure that is what it says. 8>)
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Im sure it says… “Hello Sweetie!”
29 posted on
05/10/2019 4:08:03 PM PDT by
Enigo54
(Hank Reardon was right)
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And the answer is 42! Now the find out what the question is...
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39 posted on
05/11/2019 7:56:05 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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It says, "When the communists get in power you can either go across the sea or pray to God."
They can send my reward to Free Republic.
42 posted on
05/11/2019 10:09:14 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Human beings don't behave rationally. We rationalize our behavior.)
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It says “I shall ever fart in your general direction and your mom smells of elderberries.”
47 posted on
05/11/2019 4:24:04 PM PDT by
CJ Wolf
(Free)
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