Posted on 01/08/2019 2:34:46 PM PST by Gamecock
SARASOTA, Fla. (WFLA/NBC News) – Call her the “Party Pooper.”
A Florida substitute teacher is accused of sabotaging a child’s birthday party by smearing human fecal matter on picnic tables and benches.
Sarasota County deputies say Heather Carpenter had a problem with the way the principal at Phillippi Shores Elementary School handled a complaint, so she decided to get back at her by ruining the principal’s daughter’s birthday party at a nearby park.
Michael Hutchinson witnessed the incident, and at first thought Carpenter was with park maintenance.
“Once I got over here, I could smell it instantly and I knew she was vandalizing it,” he says. “You could see fecal matter on the ground, and just the smell of urine, it was really, you could really smell it.”
It ended up costing the county $2,300 to replace the damaged tables.
That’s a man baby!
A little 5 o’clock shadow in the mustache area.
Classy.
Agreed!
Common party stunt in San Fagsicko. Happens all the time.
What is the deal with Florida ?
Real life Jerry Springer every day .
This story is a bunch of crap.
Florida Man has a woman. And this is it.
Yeesh!
That was a sh*tty thing to do.
Lowlife. There are WAYS to get even with your enemies but you dont involve kids.
Should be charged with assault as well. Feces can carry diseases, especially if it’s human.
All those northeastern types retiring there have perverted the state, same thing happened to California.
"YARK"
Replace the tables?
Don’t birds sit on them? Pressure washing would have been enough.
Get your children out of public schools.
Any questions?
Be nice to hear her complaint.
“Feces can carry diseases, especially if it’s human.”
Well. looking at that picture, is that human?
Exactly.
Reminds me of W.C. Fields comment on drinking water. It went something like: "Drink water? Do you know what fish do in water?"
Dilution is the solution to pollution.
So basically its no different than walking through the streets of LA
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