1 posted on
03/16/2018 8:54:58 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
“I meant the SUZUKI Samurai!”
To: simpson96
3 posted on
03/16/2018 8:59:37 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
Folks, learn from this; avoid dating crazy. Even more important, NEVER bring crazy home....let alone move in with crazy.
To: simpson96
"...training regimen..."
Well, he looks buff like a world-class athlete from all his tireless training efforts.
5 posted on
03/16/2018 9:00:08 AM PDT by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: simpson96
Oh boy, her hair is soooo purrrty!
Ugly girl with ugly hair, and so stabby! Nice catch, brah!
6 posted on
03/16/2018 9:01:40 AM PDT by
chris37
(Laws donÂ’t prevent criminals from committing crimes. Guns prevent criminals from committing crimes.)
To: simpson96
The red hair and the Tinder remain unexplained ...
7 posted on
03/16/2018 9:02:09 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(The government cannot protect you and isn't even trying. Self-defense is a right.)
To: simpson96
Maxed out on the Crazy, but I’m not too sure about the Hot score.
9 posted on
03/16/2018 9:04:31 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: simpson96
“Well that was unexpected!”
10 posted on
03/16/2018 9:09:34 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: simpson96
“I was trying to kill him for cheating. That was my purpose,” she reportedly told police. Whether it was video games or a Tinder redhead that provoked the attack, Emily belongs behind bars.
12 posted on
03/16/2018 9:10:53 AM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: simpson96
It’s just a flesh wound...
13 posted on
03/16/2018 9:13:17 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.nomi)
To: simpson96
Haha...everyone has an "ex" like this. Don't they? Anyone? Hello? I should probably post less... 😬
14 posted on
03/16/2018 9:13:35 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: simpson96
“I was training too hard, it exhausted me,” Lovell said of his intensive video-game training regimen.You can't make this shit up.
15 posted on
03/16/2018 9:14:49 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(What America needs is more Hogg control.)
To: simpson96
The girlfriend is what one might call an outlier on the Crazy/Hot Girlfriend graph.
To: simpson96
18 posted on
03/16/2018 9:38:22 AM PDT by
Bigg Red
(Francis is a Nincompope.)
To: simpson96
This has to be from The Onion..... please tell me this is a parody.
19 posted on
03/16/2018 9:49:50 AM PDT by
Enchante
(FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
To: simpson96
20 posted on
03/16/2018 9:53:14 AM PDT by
Newbomb Turk
(Hey Newbomb, where is your bothers ElCamino ?)
To: simpson96
LMFAO! I unfortunately know these two ding-dongs, they frequented the local bar I go too. Been following the story since the incident, and it went from knee slapping funny to a laugh out loud belly ache with a snort between breaths humor over his statement of “video game training regiment”.
I play video games, the most training he is getting is how to shovel cheetos in his eating hole and wash it down with a Mountain Dew without getting the controller sticky from the concrete that is made from trying to suck the powered cheese off of his fingers.
Just a friendly warning to anybody my age and younger (40 and younger) in the dating world. Nature always brightly colors the most toxic, venomous, and dangerous critters. Be cautious!
21 posted on
03/16/2018 9:57:16 AM PDT by
GunHoardingCapitalist
(The dumber society becomes, the wiser i am in their eyes.)
To: simpson96
That picture makes her look like she is built like a defensive lineman...
22 posted on
03/16/2018 10:00:22 AM PDT by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
To: simpson96
Man Says Samurai Sword Attack by Girlfriend Was a Big Misunderstanding.Any man who would make that statement deserves his ultimate fate.
27 posted on
03/16/2018 1:54:54 PM PDT by
publius911
(Am I pissed? You have NO idea...)
To: simpson96
Poor guy is thinking with his little head instead of his big head.
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