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Man Says Samurai Sword Attack by Girlfriend Was a Big Misunderstanding
The Cut ^ | 3/15/2018 | Madeleine Aggeler

Posted on 03/16/2018 8:54:58 AM PDT by simpson96

Last week, 30-year-old Emily Javier from Camas, Washington, was charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend, Alex Lovell, with a samurai sword because she suspected he was cheating on her. Lovell survived the brutal attack, and now says the whole thing was a misunderstanding, telling BuzzFeed News he wasn’t cheating on Javier, he was just playing too many video games.

“I was training too hard, it exhausted me,” Lovell said of his intensive video-game training regimen. “I felt bad because she needed the affection. I just couldn’t keep up.”

According to court documents, Javier believed Lovell was cheating on her after she found Tinder on his phone, and saw red hair in their shower drain (Lovell’s hair is brown, and Javier’s is dyed green).

“I was trying to kill him for cheating. That was my purpose,” she reportedly told police.

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To: simpson96

LMFAO! I unfortunately know these two ding-dongs, they frequented the local bar I go too. Been following the story since the incident,  and it went from knee slapping funny to a laugh out loud belly ache with a snort between breaths humor over his statement of “video game training regiment”.

I play video games,  the most training he is getting is how to shovel cheetos in his eating hole and wash it down with a Mountain Dew without getting the controller sticky from the concrete that is made from trying to suck the powered cheese off of his fingers.

Just a friendly warning to anybody my age and younger (40 and younger) in the dating world.   Nature always brightly colors the most toxic,  venomous,  and dangerous critters.   Be cautious!


21 posted on 03/16/2018 9:57:16 AM PDT by GunHoardingCapitalist (The dumber society becomes, the wiser i am in their eyes.)
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To: simpson96

That picture makes her look like she is built like a defensive lineman...


22 posted on 03/16/2018 10:00:22 AM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist
"Nature always brightly colors the most toxic, venomous, and dangerous critters. Be cautious!"

Noted.

23 posted on 03/16/2018 10:27:27 AM PDT by avenir ("But as for you, teach what accords with sound doctrine."--Paul to Titus)
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To: Larry Lucido

I would suspect that’s true. A genuine one would have taken both arms off clean.


24 posted on 03/16/2018 11:09:38 AM PDT by CMSMC
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To: ThinkingBuddha

Of course, if you are incapable of fidelity, you will create new crazy wherever you go.


25 posted on 03/16/2018 11:38:21 AM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: ThinkingBuddha
...and never have a sharp Samurai sword hanging within reach.
26 posted on 03/16/2018 1:29:06 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: simpson96
Man Says Samurai Sword Attack by Girlfriend Was a Big Misunderstanding.

Any man who would make that statement deserves his ultimate fate.

27 posted on 03/16/2018 1:54:54 PM PDT by publius911 (Am I pissed? You have NO idea...)
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To: simpson96

Poor guy is thinking with his little head instead of his big head.


28 posted on 03/16/2018 3:54:57 PM PDT by jimmygrace
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