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Man Says Samurai Sword Attack by Girlfriend Was a Big Misunderstanding
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| 3/15/2018
| Madeleine Aggeler
Posted on 03/16/2018 8:54:58 AM PDT by simpson96
Last week, 30-year-old Emily Javier from Camas, Washington, was charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend, Alex Lovell, with a samurai sword because she suspected he was cheating on her. Lovell survived the brutal attack, and now says the whole thing was a misunderstanding, telling BuzzFeed News he wasnt cheating on Javier, he was just playing too many video games.
I was training too hard, it exhausted me, Lovell said of his intensive video-game training regimen. I felt bad because she needed the affection. I just couldnt keep up.
According to court documents, Javier believed Lovell was cheating on her after she found Tinder on his phone, and saw red hair in their shower drain (Lovells hair is brown, and Javiers is dyed green).
I was trying to kill him for cheating. That was my purpose, she reportedly told police.
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posted on
03/16/2018 8:54:58 AM PDT
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
“I meant the SUZUKI Samurai!”
To: simpson96
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posted on
03/16/2018 8:59:37 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
Folks, learn from this; avoid dating crazy. Even more important, NEVER bring crazy home....let alone move in with crazy.
To: simpson96
"...training regimen..."
Well, he looks buff like a world-class athlete from all his tireless training efforts.
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:00:08 AM PDT
by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: simpson96
Oh boy, her hair is soooo purrrty!
Ugly girl with ugly hair, and so stabby! Nice catch, brah!
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:01:40 AM PDT
by
chris37
(Laws donÂ’t prevent criminals from committing crimes. Guns prevent criminals from committing crimes.)
To: simpson96
The red hair and the Tinder remain unexplained ...
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:02:09 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The government cannot protect you and isn't even trying. Self-defense is a right.)
To: Blue Jays
Maybe he watched Samurai Cop a few times?
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:02:48 AM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: simpson96
Maxed out on the Crazy, but I’m not too sure about the Hot score.
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:04:31 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: simpson96
“Well that was unexpected!”
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:09:34 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: Yo-Yo
To: simpson96
I was trying to kill him for cheating. That was my purpose, she reportedly told police. Whether it was video games or a Tinder redhead that provoked the attack, Emily belongs behind bars.
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:10:53 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: simpson96
Its just a flesh wound...
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:13:17 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.nomi)
To: simpson96
Haha...everyone has an "ex" like this. Don't they? Anyone? Hello? I should probably post less... 😬
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:13:35 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: simpson96
I was training too hard, it exhausted me, Lovell said of his intensive video-game training regimen.You can't make this shit up.
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:14:49 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(What America needs is more Hogg control.)
To: Lazamataz
The bandages around his wrists are probably for carpal tunnel syndrome and not stab wounds. He is a gamer of Olympic proportions. Send him back to his mother’s basement to continue his training.
To: simpson96
The girlfriend is what one might call an outlier on the Crazy/Hot Girlfriend graph.
To: simpson96
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:38:22 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Francis is a Nincompope.)
To: simpson96
This has to be from The Onion..... please tell me this is a parody.
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:49:50 AM PDT
by
Enchante
(FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
To: simpson96
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posted on
03/16/2018 9:53:14 AM PDT
by
Newbomb Turk
(Hey Newbomb, where is your bothers ElCamino ?)
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