Posted on 01/25/2018 4:51:01 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
Theres a place for Steven Spielberg, and apparently its on New Yorks Upper West Side in the 1950s. A casting call has gone out for a remake of West Side Story, written by Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner, author of Spielbergs terrific Lincoln screenplay and, of course, Angels in America.
Its a pro-forma casting call because, in the end, the new West Side Story is going to need stars. Big names. And because of the setting and the time we are in, its going to need actual Puerto Ricans or Latinos for the parts of characters like Maria, Anita, and Bernardo. There will be no fudging this in 2018. The casting call says in capital letters: MUST BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH.
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I can only imagine the abomination that will be created by Spielburg and updated for the ultimate PC. I remember the original and cannot fathom what will be the end product after a PC Liberal Hollywood gets through with it.
I can't even imagine where they will find any talent worthy of the project, those people just don't exist any more.
Will he pick annoying nobodies to play the leads ?
Does he think there needs to be a PC version?
ML/NJ
Why not an All-Muslim cast?
Let me guess: a gay couple held apart by the conservative, white family on one side and the illegal immigrant family on the other who is afraid that the relationship will cause the racist, homophobic white family to alert the authorities.
“Maria - - - The beautiful sound I ever hear....”
I wasn’t a big fan of the story at all. Kind of a take-off of Romeo and Juliet. What was wrong with THAT original?
Too bad I’m white.
I totally love every song from West Side Story and can sing em all...
I am 99.99% sure that it will be unwatchable.
To be fair: Thomas Crowne Affair #2 was better than #1 because it was updated to contemporary elegance...
"In the not too distant future we will see an increase in remakes, for two reasons: "Most of the best stories have been written and good people will be running out of original ideas"
I'd say Spielberg has run out of good ideas.
I tried to start a chapter of the Jets in my high school.
Some of the guys wanted to know what it was all about.
So I started jumping around and snapping my fingers.
They beat the hell out of me.
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It will feature an illegal Guatemalan tranny as “Maria” and a Mohammadan ISIS member and aspiring rapper named, what else ? Mo.
He will replace the Jets with neo Nazi skinheads and the Sharks with Dreamers.
Let me guess: a gay couple held apart by the conservative, white family on one side and the illegal immigrant family on the other.”
By definition, Puerto Ricans are not “immigrants,” per se, because Puerto Rico is a US possession. ;-)
I don’t like the heavy fake-sounding Puerto Rican accents used in the old West Side Story movie. Don’t think its needed and it distracts. No one is using a Vietnamese accent (thank God) in Miss Saigon productions, or French accents in Les Mis.
“I want to live in America....quiero vivir en America”
I’ve heard enough of that crap. It’s time to deport.
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