chimpout...
Posted on 01/05/2018 5:47:17 PM PST by ameribbean expat
Please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel
So it's on Prime?
Prime8 to be exact.
(Excerpt) Read more at twitter.com ...
Hello, this is the phone company. We have technicians working on the line at this time. Please do not answer your phone or the workers will receive a severe electrical shock.
Then call and let it ring.
Eventually they can’t take it anymore and they pick up...
A loud scream is heard on the line
A friend of mine worked maintenance at Beechcraft in Wichita back in the '70s. Said the lady in charge of the intercom system would repeat any request to page someone no matter how ridiculous or obvious it was and broadcast it throughout the plant. The above is a perfect example and if I could remember the ones he gave me I couldn't post them here.
Endless fun on the job! lol
Lol
That’s one I hadn’t heard.
‘Course I never answer the phone!
Mike Litoris
Hugh Jass
Ben Dove.
Oh, no you didn’. SNap!
Oh, you worked at Beechcraft too? lol
Mike Hunt. From American Grafiti
My dad worked at Beech later Raytheon and retired from Beech Hawker, I worked there when it was Raytheon Aircraft. My mill had an expediters desk next to it. No one sat there on second shift so if the phone rang I would answer it in my best radio voice-—WUNT, what do you WANT,Caller? Or any other assorted call letters some obscene etc. One night I got “do you know who this is?!” I said no, do you know who this is? Answer: no! “Good!” And I hung up. Turns out it was some muckety muck looking for some parts. They didn’t think I was funny. Ahhhhh good times.
...I want my, I want my, I want my APE TV.
I *grew up* in the hangars at Beech Hobby, and at 12yo consoled my pawpaw through the systems conversion to Raytheon. He retired as soon as he could after the buyout. I miss hanging out in hangars.
My grandpa used to let me lounge around in Armand Hammer’s craft. He rarely used them.. just kept them hangared for trips to Midland/Odessa.
Prime8...say it fast. Get it? Prime8...primate. Surely you get it now.
Run after it..
Trolling, trolling, trolling,
Keep those heads exploding!
Libtards!
Hahahaha!
“Also, please stop asking for Mike Hunt!”
Typo!
Sad to say, I believe that came from Porky's.
chimpout...
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