A friend of mine worked maintenance at Beechcraft in Wichita back in the '70s. Said the lady in charge of the intercom system would repeat any request to page someone no matter how ridiculous or obvious it was and broadcast it throughout the plant. The above is a perfect example and if I could remember the ones he gave me I couldn't post them here.
Endless fun on the job! lol
Mike Litoris
Hugh Jass
Ben Dove.