Posted on 12/06/2017 10:41:50 AM PST by rhett october
A Cuban state media outlet confirmed last week that the nation’s capital, Havana, is suffering significant shortages of toilet paper. While the absence of common goods in the communist nation is not uncommon, such acknowledgment of a problem is rare. The state newspaper Juventud Rebelde (“Rebellious Youth”) reported on Wednesday that toilet paper had “disappeared” from stores in Havana, announcing that the government’s state-run producer of toilet paper had acquired new machinery to generate toilet paper.
“They are not the super-machines, but they have an elevated technology level,” toilet paper engineer Manolo González García told the newspaper. One advantage of the new machines, he explains, is that they can simultaneously churn out two types of toilet paper rolls: a high-quality one for tourists, and an “ecological” one to sell to Cuban citizens.
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Thats an anal gland problem. Poor animal trying to get rid of democrat klingons.
“How’s that son of yours doing?”
“He’s a toilet paper engineer.”
“Yeah, my son makes a lot of noise when he goes to the bathroom,too.”
In fairness Marxists need twice as much toilet paper as the rest of us.
Just as much sh*t comes out their mouths as their a*ses
If you’re going to tolerate a form of government which is that full of crap, you have to increase the capital outlays in the most recent 5 year plan for toilet paper.
In this country blue states have the same problem.
LOL! That’s like 60 grit!
Why is bathroom tissue always one of the first items a country runs out of just before economic collapse?
First Venezuela, now Cuba. Maybe they should have a Toilet Tissue Reserve stored and locked away, just like we have a gazillion barrels of oil stored away for ‘emergencies’.
Capitalism, where the toilet paper waits for you
Communism, where you wait for the toilet paper
Maybe they can sail over to Puerto Rico and borrow some.
Where’s Bernie?! Put a mic in his face.
I believe it is the first item REPORTED running out because it can’t be concealed from tourists (that are about to tell the world as soon as they leave anyway).
Congratulations, Cuba, it took almost 60 years after the Revolution, but finally, you have achieved True Communism.
Best Thread of the Day Award!
More like....Communism - Where you are the toilet.
The Beginning of the End of Civilization: Running out of toilet paper ...
The Muslims are fine with it.
He would take a wide assortment of consumer goods to trade. Clothes, toilet seats, toilet paper, and bicycles were most prized.
I think I read somewhere yesterday that Muslims frown upon the use of toilet paper.
Toilet paper supply totally wiped out?
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