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The MOST irritating office jargon revealed, from 'pinging' emails to 'idea showers'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 06/02/2017 | Siofra Brennan

Posted on 06/02/2017 6:16:54 AM PDT by heterosupremacist

1. Blue-sky thinking

2. Idea shower

3. To ‘action’ a project

4. Going forward

5. Brainstorm

6. Getting the ball rolling

7. Drill down

8. Out of the loop

9. Thinking outside the box

10. Touch base

11. Singing from the same hymn-sheet

12. Circle back

13. Strategic fit

14. Bottom line

15. Low hanging fruit

16. Win-win

17. Play hardball

18. Best practice

19. On my radar

20. Bench mark

21. Value added

22. To run an idea up the flagpole

23. Results driven

24. Revert

25. Game-plan .

26. Hit the ground running

27. Customer centric

28. No ‘i’ in team

29. Back to the drawing-board

30. Re-inventing the wheel

31. Dot the ‘i’s and cross the ‘t’s

32. Action plan

33. Bells and whistles

34. Moving the goalposts

35. Back of the net

36. On the same page

37. Open door policy

38. To ‘ping’ an email

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1 posted on 06/02/2017 6:16:54 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
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To: heterosupremacist

You forgot my personal favorite “paradigm shift”


2 posted on 06/02/2017 6:17:57 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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To: heterosupremacist

Take it offline

Happy path


3 posted on 06/02/2017 6:19:16 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: heterosupremacist

From the late 90s: “Your call is very important to me...”


4 posted on 06/02/2017 6:19:23 AM PDT by Vision Thing (You see the depths of our hearts, and You love us the same...)
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To: heterosupremacist

Didn’t see “Reach out” during my quick scan of the list.

I absolutely abhor that one.


5 posted on 06/02/2017 6:20:16 AM PDT by Arm_Bears (Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.)
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To: Arm_Bears

“We need to ‘touch base’.”


6 posted on 06/02/2017 6:21:23 AM PDT by Vision Thing (You see the depths of our hearts, and You love us the same...)
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To: Arm_Bears

In Flight
Lessons Learned

Both of these apply when they are used out of context.


7 posted on 06/02/2017 6:22:58 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("“In America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”" DJT)
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To: heterosupremacist

“Open kimono”


8 posted on 06/02/2017 6:22:58 AM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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To: heterosupremacist

Project Roadmap

Scope Creep

Small Wins

Reporting Metrics

Shifting Priorities

Project Refresh

Performance Benchmarks


9 posted on 06/02/2017 6:23:05 AM PDT by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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To: heterosupremacist

51. Not having enough bandwidth to complete the project


10 posted on 06/02/2017 6:23:26 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Arm_Bears

“Reach out” is horrible! Makes me cringe and want to slap someone every time.


11 posted on 06/02/2017 6:23:33 AM PDT by Laura Earl
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To: heterosupremacist

I think most of those phrases are highly useful. Sure, styles change, but if they do their job communicating a thought or idea succinctly, that is a good thing.

I know what a guy means when he uses the phrase “paradigm shift”. And it takes a lot more words to communicate the same thought without using those two.

The single phrase that annoys me is “robust”, if only because it is overused. i.e. it is used where it does not really apply. It’s become a sort of marketing term.


12 posted on 06/02/2017 6:24:40 AM PDT by Mr. Douglas (Best. Election. EVER!)
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To: heterosupremacist

“On boarding”


13 posted on 06/02/2017 6:25:15 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: heterosupremacist

Team player!!!!!!!


14 posted on 06/02/2017 6:25:27 AM PDT by MamaDearest
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To: heterosupremacist

I hate ‘proactive’.....................


15 posted on 06/02/2017 6:25:41 AM PDT by Red Badger (You can't assimilate one whose entire reason for being here is to not assimilate in the first place.)
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To: ConservativeWarrior

‘Opportunity’


16 posted on 06/02/2017 6:26:36 AM PDT by txhurl (Time to blow the Queen and King off the board, DJT, and by your birthday, or on it!)
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To: heterosupremacist

“shoot me/you an email”


17 posted on 06/02/2017 6:27:14 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: heterosupremacist

minimally viable


18 posted on 06/02/2017 6:27:46 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Next thing you know, 'ol Jed's a millionaire)
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To: ConservativeWarrior

Project Roadmap

Scope Creep

Small Wins

Reporting Metrics

Shifting Priorities

Project Refresh

Performance Benchmarks


I think most of those are bad because they are squishy terms. What does “reporting metrics” really mean, anyway.

But as a Business Analyst, I use the phrase “scope creep” all the time. Usually I’ll say, as someone wants to add functionality after the development phase has begun, “that sounds kinda scope creepy.” “Scope Creep” communicates a clear position.


19 posted on 06/02/2017 6:27:53 AM PDT by Mr. Douglas (Best. Election. EVER!)
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To: heterosupremacist
Metrics

Showstopper

Scalable

Eco-Friendly

Fusion

Performance Gap

20 posted on 06/02/2017 6:27:59 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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