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Nordstrom Selling Fake-Mud Jeans For $425 (borrowed title. no title at facebook)
facebook ^ | 4-24-17 | Mike Rowe

Posted on 04/25/2017 4:39:50 PM PDT by dynachrome

This morning, for your consideration, I offer further proof that our country’s war on work continues to rage in all corners of polite society. Behold the latest assault from Nordstrom’s. The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.” Finally - a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don't. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00. Here’s the official description, from their website. “These heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty.”

Not real mud. Fake mud. Something to foster the illusion of work. The illusion of effort. Or perhaps, for those who actually buy them, the illusion of sanity. The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fashion; jeans; mikerowe; mudjeans; nordstroms; retail
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Only $425!
1 posted on 04/25/2017 4:39:50 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Link to the ad he is talking about:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO


2 posted on 04/25/2017 4:40:19 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: dynachrome

Dayum! This reminds me of when I was at a secondhand store in Florida with my mother. While we were looking at clothes, an employee took a phone call. She said to the owner, “This caller wants to know if we take jeans on consignment.” “Only if they retailed for over $100,” said the owner.


3 posted on 04/25/2017 4:42:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? CRISTO! Y a su Nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: dynachrome

I’ll trash an old pair of jeans with real work dirt and sell them to you for a hundred.


4 posted on 04/25/2017 4:43:39 PM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: dynachrome

I have a few pairs that I’d let go for half that.

Geez, imagine what the price would be if the hems were frayed, there were rips in the knees and a couple of broken belt loops.


5 posted on 04/25/2017 4:44:52 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: dynachrome

Even the emulators and imitators know where things are going now.

REDNECK!


6 posted on 04/25/2017 4:48:57 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: windcliff

...ping....


7 posted on 04/25/2017 4:51:32 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: dynachrome

I’d like to get a pair then send them to a hotel laundry as a joke.


8 posted on 04/25/2017 4:51:52 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: dynachrome
Something to foster the illusion of work.

But certainly not the illusion of proper hygiene.

What next? Oil and grass stains? Maybe I missed that trend already.

9 posted on 04/25/2017 4:54:17 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: dynachrome

Mexican landscapers are going to get rich. Buy used clothes at Goodwill, work in them for a few days then wholesale them to Nordstrom. They have to get them somewhere.


10 posted on 04/25/2017 4:55:04 PM PDT by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners.,)
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To: GnuThere

“””Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”””

Actually it says....If you are a mezza fanook who is afraid to get dirty, spend a ton of money so you can pretend you are a man.


11 posted on 04/25/2017 4:57:23 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: SkyDancer

I’ve thought about it. I have been selling old grimy work clothes for a couple of years in my online store. I’ve had old oily Carhartt jackets go for well over $100. We don’t find that stuff often, but it’s money when we do. Several times we shipped them to Japan. The Japanese seem to like old dirty hunting clothes and fishing vests, too. I don’t get it, but I’ll gladly sell it.


12 posted on 04/25/2017 5:03:56 PM PDT by .45 Long Colt
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To: dynachrome

It’s Zoolander come true: “I call it derelict”


13 posted on 04/25/2017 5:04:31 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hillary Clinton IS a felon)
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To: dynachrome

Looks to me like the plumber was too close to the waste line while running the rooter. Mud?, looks more like dooda!


14 posted on 04/25/2017 5:07:15 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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15 posted on 04/25/2017 5:07:47 PM PDT by Liz (Shutting down conservatives' free speech IS a form of hate speech. samthemn)
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To: All

It’s the same mentality as the “industrial look” for their little apartments and lofts.

My brother worked for 40 years in a factory. He thinks those people are NUTS!

If they actually had to WORK in a factory they’d run screaming.


16 posted on 04/25/2017 5:08:49 PM PDT by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: dynachrome

Mike Rowe spoke about these? Good laugh.


17 posted on 04/25/2017 5:10:53 PM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: dynachrome
Le Petit Hameau du Reine:

Louis XIV's wife, the Queen of France, was a huge fan of Rousseau, who wrote of The Jungle and The Noble Savage.

But here she was, in this HUUUUUGE castle, right? Freaking VERSAILLES..!! All kinds of opulent stuff. She, too, wanted to feel the AUTHENTIC grit of the Jungle and Being Poor, right..?

I know it's ridiculous, but work with me, kay..?

She got out her 10 pots of gold and sent her architecht and workmen out to MAKE HER A HAMLET..!

And so THERE IT IS, her own little Safe Space where the Queen could go and PLAY POOR --she'd milk cows, even.

All to PRETEND like she was in some Rousseau book.

Right up until she got her head chopped off, yup.


18 posted on 04/25/2017 5:12:28 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: John Milner

19 posted on 04/25/2017 5:12:42 PM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: dynachrome

Everyone I know who does work that gets you dirty goes home after work and cleans up before going out. I guess metrosexuals can’t think of things like this. I mean seriously. WTF?

You can tell the level of a culture by the way it’s people look. My parents used to dress up just to go to the market. Since the 60s and the rise of hippie culture the level of dress has plummeted. Now people look like crap and act like it too.


20 posted on 04/25/2017 5:14:46 PM PDT by Seruzawa (I kill you filthy Vorga.)
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