“””Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”””
Actually it says....If you are a mezza fanook who is afraid to get dirty, spend a ton of money so you can pretend you are a man.
Bingo!!!!