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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***
Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I couldn't resist....so many memes this week
“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines
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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines
Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines
This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines
And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines
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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...
To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi
And, how many have been taken in by this?
And, to sum up this week in one pic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
To: Lucky9teen
183
posted on
05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/05/2017 6:57:01 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm glad they brought back kitty! It was scary when they took him.
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posted on
05/05/2017 7:05:14 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
186
posted on
05/05/2017 7:12:12 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: RightGeek
187
posted on
05/05/2017 7:14:27 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Lucky9teen
188
posted on
05/05/2017 7:19:12 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
And here is today's challenge. Google your real first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 5th one that comes up.
Hey! I resent resemble this remark...
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
05/05/2017 8:18:02 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: JRios1968
After yesterdays crap sandwich, here is a bunny with some flowers on its head
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posted on
05/05/2017 8:40:54 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: RightGeek
WTF?
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posted on
05/05/2017 8:44:05 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: Lucky9teen
What the MSMLSD didn't tell you and distorted the story about the United incident with an out of control passenger:
1) The guy voluntarily gave up his seat.
2) He accepted a voucher for another trip.
3) He was booked on a later flight
4) He was already off the plane and in the boarding area.
5) He suddenly changed his mind and went charging down the jetway.
6) Staff chased after him and told him he had to leave.
7) It was ORD security that roughly removed an unauthorized disruptive passenger, not United.
I do not work for United.
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posted on
05/05/2017 8:51:13 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: Lucky9teen
194
posted on
05/05/2017 9:31:34 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Mind your atomic bonds.)
To: Lucky9teen
The OFST! Thanks Lucky!
195
posted on
05/05/2017 9:43:17 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
Comment #196 Removed by Moderator
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posted on
05/05/2017 9:57:29 AM PDT
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Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: PROCON
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posted on
05/05/2017 9:58:54 AM PDT
by
hawkaw
To: Lucky9teen
>>And here is today's challenge. Google your real first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 5th one that comes up. Yikes... apparently my name brings up a plethora of vulgar memes that I wouldn't post even if FR were all Sailors and Marines. :)
But I will offer this, which is not the least bit silly:
Flon's Law: There is not now, nor will there ever be, any programming
language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code.
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posted on
05/05/2017 10:00:08 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Lucky9teen
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