I Talked To A Russian

My Expansive Memory | 3/2/2017 | blueunicorn6

[blueunicorn6]

I talked to a Russian.

I admit it.

I'm not particularly proud of it, but so be it.

It was at EXPO 1974 in Spokane, WA.

Me and a couple of my high school buddies snuck into the Russian pavilion.

We were in back when the Russian security guys caught us.

They asked us what we were doing back there.

I told them, "Looking for your spy equipment you filthy commies!"

They chased us outside.

There you have it.

I expect to be denounced by the Democrats.

I talked to a Russian.

I'd have talked to the Chinese if they'd given me a suitcase full of bribe money like they gave Democrat Vice President Al Gore.

I have absolutely no problem talking to filthy commies and calling them filthy commies.

Al did it for money, so I guess he's just a whore.

[Truth29]

"Memo to President Donald John Trump: invite some Russians over and serve a meal of completely Russian cuisine. Then watch the political Left and their allies in the MSM finally “lose it.” :-)"

I like your idea. We need to ram it home to the Democrats and their captive media in every way possible.

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from morning!

Show this to your boss. It might work.

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from dressing!

Wait.

That sounds like I’m advocating nudity.

I demand that Marie Osmond recuse herself from dressing!

[RayChuang88]

In short, if you want to satisfy the Democrats, don't eat borscht or shchi soup, pelmeni and pierogi dumplings, pirozhki filled buns, kvass and kefir beverages, let alone any vodka from the Russian Federation!

(That's it. The Democrats have finally "lost it" in a big way. :-) )

[central_va]

I drink Stolichnaya

[sanjuanbob]

“My wife was born in Communist Cuba. Beat That!”

I CAN beat that....my son was born in California.

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from.....

Sure seems to be a lot of drinking here at FR.

I demand that you recuse yourself from your discriminatory drinking!

[right way right]

My Russian neighbor kept trying to infringe on my land.
I moved my fence 20 feet onto his land. This is the only way they can understand the concept of private property.

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from floor exercise!

I tripped over one of the dogs today. Getting back up was my floor exercise.

[RayChuang88]

We need to ram it home to the Democrats and their captive media in every way possible.

"Captive media"? I prefer the phrase partners in crime. :-)

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from the 90s.

Bill Clinton was President. We were importing Yugos. How did we live through these catastrophes?

[tophat9000]

I DEMAND ALL MEMBERS OF Congress resign immediately NOW...because they’ve all had contact at some time with Russian!

And I guess Sarah Palin must be prosecuted because she once saw Russia from her house.

(I wouldn’t put past the dems to try something like that... Sarah Palin was Pro Trump so she musthe of took Trump campaign members across the Bering Straits to Russia in a rowboat)

[blueunicorn6]

How can I trust you on that when you have a Cuban wife and like commie comics?

[Velveeta]

I talked to a Russian on Monday.
He owns a body shop.
He fixed the dent in my car.
I paid him.

[COUNTrecount]

RUSSIAN HILL, San Francisco, paging Comrade Nancy P.

[dfwgator]

“My wife was born in Communist Cuba. Beat That!” I CAN beat that....my son was born in California.

Touché!

[dfwgator]

I was BORN in California.

[dfwgator]

I went to Napa Valley, along the Russian River.

[Ciexyz]

I studied Russian in school. Da, nyet, dasfidanya.

[blueunicorn6]

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from eating Borscht!

Purple soup? It looks like you’re eating paint.

And what was this Russian coaching? How to blow up Brooklyn?