Forget it ... he's rolling.
Posted on 03/02/2017 10:08:03 AM PST by blueunicorn6
I talked to a Russian.
I admit it.
I'm not particularly proud of it, but so be it.
It was at EXPO 1974 in Spokane, WA.
Me and a couple of my high school buddies snuck into the Russian pavilion.
We were in back when the Russian security guys caught us.
They asked us what we were doing back there.
I told them, "Looking for your spy equipment you filthy commies!"
They chased us outside.
There you have it.
I expect to be denounced by the Democrats.
I talked to a Russian.
I'd have talked to the Chinese if they'd given me a suitcase full of bribe money like they gave Democrat Vice President Al Gore.
I have absolutely no problem talking to filthy commies and calling them filthy commies.
Al did it for money, so I guess he's just a whore.
I really don’t care for their dressing.
Acclaimed chef Jean Georges in Trump Tower confirmed that candidate Donald ate wild Alaskan salmon that once swam in Russian waters.
But Trump ordered the salmon blanketed w/ all-American Lemon Butter Sauce and a side of Idaho Baked Potato garnished w/ Wisconsin sour cream.
Jean-Georges could not remember if Trump ate the Strawberries Romanoff for dessert.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from showers!
Aha! Giving information to the Russians!
SPY!
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from Russian noses.
What?
“Stout”?
Oh.
Sorry.
My mistake.
That’s beer, isn’t it?
OK.
I demand that you recuse yourself from not getting one for me!
My favorite cocktail is a black Russian.
I speak with Russians every week. My daughter is a rhythmic gymnast and the sport is filled with Russians. When I went to meets in Miami, all the cars were serious money, so they were obviously either spies or mobsters. I should probably report to my SSO.
I talked with a Russian who’s dad was KGB back in the ‘90s.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from eating Chicken Kiev!
KFC is OK. Especially if you get me some,
Uhhhh, that's Ukrainian.
Hey Obama started his campaign for president in the house of a known communist terrorist Bill Ayers
I mean how many Democrats have had association with terrorists and Communists and and people trying to overthrow the government
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from eating Bologna at Huntington Beach!
Forget it ... he's rolling.
Memo to President Donald John Trump: invite some Russians over and serve a meal of completely Russian cuisine. Then watch the political Left and their allies in the MSM finally “lose it.” :-)
I’ve eaten in communist restaurants and my sons coach was Russian.
I am having a hard time living with myself.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from listening to the radio with commies!
What’s their favorite song?
99 Red Balloons Dropping Atomic Bombs?
“I have a Russian co-worker ...can I still wish him a “Good morning?”
NO - don’t talk to him...and record it for proof later.
I love blinis and caviar. There. I said it.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from hanging out with comedians!
It’s for your own good. It leads to a life of drunkeness and debauchery. There’s some bad stuff, too.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from drinking rum!
Leaves more for the rest of us.
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