My Russian neighbor kept trying to infringe on my land.
I moved my fence 20 feet onto his land. This is the only way they can understand the concept of private property.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from surveying!
What the heck are those sticks for?
“I have a stick that goes up and down. It tells me where your property is.”
Talking sticks measuring my ground in the air.
Witchcraft, I say.