Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from eating Borscht!
Purple soup? It looks like you’re eating paint.
And what was this Russian coaching? How to blow up Brooklyn?
Shhhhhhh. It was how to perfect the Iron Cross hold on the rings.... once you can do that, you can suicide bomb with both arms at once....
Plus I should take this over to the cooking thread but I can make a delicious borscht.... with swirled sour cream.... Spasiba...