Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law

AP ^ | Sep. 19, 2016

[PROCON]

SACRAMENTO (AP) — Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.

[AuntB]

” Coming to California soon:

Study: Whites Emit More CO2 than Blacks or Latinos, Legislature Considers Breath Tax “

Don’t laugh...it’s so close! The ACLU and a bunch of Hmong refugees are suing Sisikiyou County because the county dares to enforce the law and the new ‘immigrant’ sees NO need to follow them. And they’ll win because the county hasn’t the money to fight them.

Hmong Federal Lawsuit Retaliation - How immigration destroys one county at a time

‘Constitutional Sheriff Under Fire By Hmong Immigrants Who Feel They Are Above Our Laws’....

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3470431/posts

[sleepwalker]

I read somewhere that termites are the world largest 'farters'.

The total amount of Methane produced by Termites dwarfs anything else.

Should we tell California?

[RightGeek]

Why stop with cows?

[CaptainAmiigaf]

Now is the time to invest in CORK FUTURES.
Didn’t a candidate for the White House make a tone of money in CATTLE Futures? This could be a great chance to make some real money.

[PCPOET7]

in California if you want a dozen eggs at the farmers market it is five dollars for free range chicken eggs. for the last 2 years a dozen was 3.49 in the stores but in the last 3 month the price has gone down to 1.99 a dozen. the way it was 2 years ago before they changed the law on how much space per chicken the poultry industry had to have.

[Dennis M.]

“America deserves it’s coming collapse.”

I am that afraid after the collapse most are too stupid to know it has collapsed.

[dangus]

All that “Happy Cows” advertising wasted. Happy Cows fart wherever the hell they please.

[HombreSecreto]

Jerry Brown doesn’t like farting cows
It’s not clear that he even likes sows
But it’s all right now, don’t be crass
But it’s all right, ‘cause California cows
Can’t pass gas, gas gas

[BitWielder1]

The Cattle-Lytic Converter.

[DannyTN]

[beethovenfan]

The biggest FART in California is the governor.

[knarf]

I had to really hunt this down

It is not easily accessable ... not in google, anyway

SB 1383

It's more than Brown ... The LOT of 'em are frikkin' INSANE !!!

[AppyPappy]

If it saves just one child from dying from a cow fart, it will be worth it.

[rfreedom4u]

So by eating beef we are reducing the number of farts that cow would have produced.

[jonrick46]

Those vegans should be banned from eating corn and burning methanol in their cars. They’re taking food away from the cows. Can’t get fat on cake either. Cake has milk and those evil eggs.

[Mr. K]

I thought this was going to be about HilLiARy

[fruser1]

The text of the statute looks like they're going to mostly target manure handling operations and recovering gas from it. I wonder what companies make such systems and how much they've donated to political campaigns out there.

CA SB 1383

I especially like the part in the landfill section (42652.5-2) where it says this:

"Shall include requirements intended to meet the goal that not less than 20 percent of edible food that is currently disposed of is recovered for human consumption by 2025."

So, like in Venezuela, Californians are going to be eating they're own garbage!

[PROCON]

Thanks, I stopped reading after:

The California Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006

[Conservative Gato]

Won’t work. In a survey from Cali, the majority of people said they would support minimum wage increases if they knew for sure it would cost jobs and make businesses move out of state. In a survey at the Dem convention the majority of people said they would support higher taxes on high earners even if they knew for sure that, due to the effect of the Laffer curve, it would result in no additional tax revenue. They don’t care about reality, even when they are slapped in the face with it.

This is why I don't debate liberals online as much as I used to. There are so many these days that are truly certifiably insane. It doesn't matter what facts and realities you bring to the debate, they will ignore it no matter how true it may be.

This includes the massive debt we have now, that could literally cripple this nation. You point out it's been brought on by decades and decades of irresponsible leftist tax and spending. They don't care and ignore this huge problem they've helped to create and go on about preaching the gospel of today's ever-controlling liberalism.

They are like religious fanatics when it comes to their agenda. It's funny if it wasn't so true, you try to push an actual Divine-inspired religion on them, and they will scream bloody murder. They are truly insane and need to be defeated before they destroy this great country.

CGato

[PROCON]

So, like in Venezuela, Californians are going to be eating they're own garbage!

Erf-Friendly!