Esposito ("El Presidente"): "From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check."
Posted on 08/23/2016 5:21:22 AM PDT by combat_boots
Ivory Soap It Floats
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It tastes better than Lifebuoy!
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He still has his moments. From the later movies I really liked Sweet & Lowdown, Curse of the Jade Scorpion, and Whatever Works was great just because of the pairing of Larry David and Woody Allen. That’s like a neurotic New Yorker jewpocalypse right there!
But yeah, he doesn’t have any inhibitions about mining his personal issues for material and putting it on the screen. I guess that was always his schtick, but when he was younger, at least he had a wide range of problems to make movies about so it didn’t get boring. Now it seems like he is stuck in a loop, compulsively rehashing the same story about an older man who jeopardizes everything in his life by chasing younger women. I think he’s better off just not casting himself to play the lead. If it’s Owen Wilson chasing the girl, you can pretend it’s a regular love story and the creep factor goes away, but every time Woody plays the part it’s unavoidable.
In Jade Scorpion it was an unrealistic love affair because of the ages.
and he started taking himself seriously along the way.
hannah and her sisters was good, when his mother runs into the other room crying because he wants to become a catholic lol
bfll perusal
Dillinger carved his fake gun out of wood, in the process making a laughing stock of Lake County, Indiana.
Esposito ("El Presidente"): "From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check."
You had acne for decades? I think mine completely ended at age 19 or 20.
Well, I guess if you rubbed your shirt or pants against that thing, it WOULD take the stain out ...
HAHAHA!
SWEDISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which reminds me that Ivory Soap makes an excellent (grated) cheese substitute over a plate of spaghetti. :)
My Mom used Lava.
It's probably worth a lot more than a quarter. See if you can have it appraised. At least check it out online.
I had acne from about my freshman high school years through about 22 . I have flare ups still at times....& i am over 60! Last huge one on my face just over a year ago dermatologist thought it was cancerous but just a pimple!
I had acne from about my freshman high school years through about 22 . I have flare ups still at times....& i am over 60! Last huge one on my face just over a year ago dermatologist thought it was cancerous but just a pimple!
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