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Army approves uniform modifications for Furries (Satire)
Duffleblog ^ | 30 April

Posted on 06/30/2016 9:14:57 AM PDT by rey

WASHINGTON — The US Army’s ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the Army will soon announce a set of uniform accommodations for these soldiers, who fetishize animal costumes.

“We are committed to allowing these people to follow their religion or their hearts or the voices in their fillings, or whatever the hell it is that drives them to dress and act this way,” said the source, who requested anonymity on the grounds that he didn’t want his name to show up in Google searches for Furries. “I mean, where the hell does it end?”

The accommodations follow a number of recent Army missteps regarding uniforms for Sikhs, hair for African Americans, and award patches for people who have done more than just show up for two years.

The sources say that full costumes will not be permitted on duty, but headpieces may be worn at all times.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gayagenda; military; transgender
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I caution you about the language at this site.
1 posted on 06/30/2016 9:14:57 AM PDT by rey
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This is a joke, right? I mean it has to be.


2 posted on 06/30/2016 9:16:26 AM PDT by GOPPachyderm
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You gotta believe


3 posted on 06/30/2016 9:17:52 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Don't argue with a Liberal. Ask him simple questions and listen to him stut)
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To: GOPPachyderm

It is a satiracal site but given all that is going on....


4 posted on 06/30/2016 9:17:53 AM PDT by rey
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I meant satirical.


5 posted on 06/30/2016 9:18:13 AM PDT by rey
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Today’s satire, tomorrow’s reality.


6 posted on 06/30/2016 9:19:32 AM PDT by NorthMountain (A plague o' both your houses.)
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To: rey
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7 posted on 06/30/2016 9:19:41 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (This posting is a microaggression.)
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8 posted on 06/30/2016 9:20:44 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (This posting is a microaggression.)
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You mean the French and Chinese in the comments? “Yiff” en enfer (or in Dìyù)?
9 posted on 06/30/2016 9:20:58 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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10 posted on 06/30/2016 9:26:11 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of JimRob's house.)
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Won't this confuse the Military K9 units??

11 posted on 06/30/2016 9:27:41 AM PDT by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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Uniform inspections are gonna suck if your tail is pinned on askew and your faux fox ears are out of alignment....


12 posted on 06/30/2016 9:28:56 AM PDT by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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13 posted on 06/30/2016 9:35:47 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (This posting is a microaggression.)
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Something to be thankful for. Satire. Got it.


14 posted on 06/30/2016 9:37:47 AM PDT by GOPPachyderm
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15 posted on 06/30/2016 9:38:01 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of JimRob's house.)
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But what about the Fuzzys?

I hear Little Fuzzy want's to join up.

16 posted on 06/30/2016 9:39:44 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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17 posted on 06/30/2016 9:44:04 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (This posting is a microaggression.)
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To: rey

So a woman would get to wear a beaver fur?


18 posted on 06/30/2016 9:54:38 AM PDT by redfreedom
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some lesbians will appreciate this


19 posted on 06/30/2016 9:57:54 AM PDT by bigbob
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How about Squat Cobblers?


20 posted on 06/30/2016 9:58:03 AM PDT by Mr. K (Trump will win NY state - choke on that HilLIARy)
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