Activists Plot World's Largest Fart In [hilarious]

The American Mirror ^ | June 19, 2016 | Kyle Olson

[Paleo Pete]

Just the link, the Democrats' own activists are planning a "fart in" at Hillary's inevitable acceptance speech....

I just thought it was good for a laugh.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/activists-plot-worlds-largest-fart-hillarys-acceptance-speech/

[Paleo Pete]

My first attempt at a thread, not sure what I'm doing, go easy on me...

[mountn man]

Hillary’s voice will change

But her breath will still be the same.

(probably be the most intelligent thing heard at the speech)

[dfwgator]

[dp0622]

lol

[Rurudyne]

So, as this is the second thread about it (that I know of) does this mean this is officially breaking news?

[fhayek]

Farting is such sweet sorrow...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Pickled eggs, pickled onions and beer for the most eye watering stench.

[Rurudyne]

Brussel sprouts!

[digger48]

Break out the popcorn farts.

[faithhopecharity]

Oh, the (deliberate, for sure!) irony of farting as protest against Hillary the Lying Corruptess. Hillary was an admirer/follower of Saul Alinsky ....
who made mass farting into an artform in attacking American social institutions (including the Chicago Symphony and...businesses too:)

http://stonestreetpress.com/1916/saul-alinskys-flatulent-blitzkrieg-his-own-account-of-his-famous-fart-in-taking-on-eastman-kodak-in-rochester-and-winning/

[fhayek]

My grandfather used to have a saying: Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

[Reno89519]

Wonder if we can bottle some and send it along with our congratulations for Clinton stealing the nomination? If so, might be worth testing out lots of bean recipes over the next few weeks. We can be there in spirit.. (I’m sure there is a pun to be had somewhere but it escapes me at the moment.)

[hal ogen]

I sympathize in your plight. I’ve bean in that position before.

[PGalt]

HOORAY Democrat activist farters

[doorgunner69]

I am hoping the farts all have lumps in them.............

That will thrill the homos on the crowd.............

[Charles Martel]

“More beans, Mr. Taggart?”

[dsrtsage]

“I am hoping the farts all have lumps in them.............”

At a dem function you would then hear...

Condoms?!?
When did I eat condoms??

[dfwgator]

“I’d say, you’ve had enough!”

[tumblindice]

The Eagle

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt, he farts.

[Pinkbell]

Thought this was satire at first. It’s not our people, though, it’s the Bernie people. Leftists fighting leftists! I love it!