My first attempt at a thread, not sure what I'm doing, go easy on me...
To: Paleo Pete
Hillary’s voice will change
But her breath will still be the same.
(probably be the most intelligent thing heard at the speech)
2 posted on
06/19/2016 8:20:44 PM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Paleo Pete
3 posted on
06/19/2016 8:21:19 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Paleo Pete
So, as this is the second thread about it (that I know of) does this mean this is officially breaking news?
5 posted on
06/19/2016 8:23:13 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Paleo Pete
Farting is such sweet sorrow...
6 posted on
06/19/2016 8:23:31 PM PDT by
fhayek
To: Paleo Pete
Pickled eggs, pickled onions and beer for the most eye watering stench.
7 posted on
06/19/2016 8:24:14 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Paleo Pete
8 posted on
06/19/2016 8:24:34 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Paleo Pete
Break out the popcorn farts.
9 posted on
06/19/2016 8:33:26 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Paleo Pete
10 posted on
06/19/2016 8:35:38 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
To: Paleo Pete
My grandfather used to have a saying: Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
11 posted on
06/19/2016 8:35:45 PM PDT by
fhayek
To: Paleo Pete
Wonder if we can bottle some and send it along with our congratulations for Clinton stealing the nomination? If so, might be worth testing out lots of bean recipes over the next few weeks. We can be there in spirit.. (I’m sure there is a pun to be had somewhere but it escapes me at the moment.)
12 posted on
06/19/2016 8:39:40 PM PDT by
Reno89519
(No Sharia, No Islam. No Problem. Just say No to Islam. Period.)
To: Paleo Pete
HOORAY Democrat activist farters
14 posted on
06/19/2016 8:43:01 PM PDT by
PGalt
To: Paleo Pete
I am hoping the farts all have lumps in them.............
That will thrill the homos on the crowd.............
To: Paleo Pete
The Eagle
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt, he farts.
19 posted on
06/19/2016 8:58:45 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Paleo Pete
Thought this was satire at first. It’s not our people, though, it’s the Bernie people. Leftists fighting leftists! I love it!
20 posted on
06/19/2016 9:00:23 PM PDT by
Pinkbell
(Liberal tolerance only extends to people they agree with.)
To: Paleo Pete
Did somebody step on a duck?
To: Paleo Pete
Beans, boiled eggs, beer, broccoli and cheese.
23 posted on
06/19/2016 10:08:39 PM PDT by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." --Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: Paleo Pete
Will they be playing the music “Classical Gas” during the Fart-A-Thon?
Or maybe, “Smells Like Teen Spirit”?
To: Paleo Pete
Just one slice of cucumber. ONE—and it begins... I run off those guys who fart around me, and they quit that nasty behavior. And I’m a guy.
25 posted on
06/20/2016 1:19:37 AM PDT by
W.
(Screw it. Send in the Marines! NOW!)
To: Paleo Pete
Hey, wasn’t yesterday Farters Day?
27 posted on
06/20/2016 4:12:59 AM PDT by
urbanpovertylawcenter
(the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
To: Paleo Pete
28 posted on
06/20/2016 2:09:46 PM PDT by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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