This is a three-header topic, in the parlance of the old-style GGG Digest -- Cryptobiology, Oh So Mysteriouso, and Helix, Make Mine a Double.
Posted on 05/10/2016 10:59:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
It will take around two weeks to a month to finalise the investigations on the carcass of a kid in Kota Tinggi that was said to resemble a human infant (pic).
Johor state Agriculture and Agro-based Industry committee chairman Ismail Mohamed said then they would be able to find out the possibility of an offspring produced by a human and an animal.
"For now we cannot confirm or deny anything as we have never received such a case before.
"We will have to wait for the results and findings to be finalised and that takes somewhere between two weeks and a month," he told The Star yesterday.
He said instructions had been given out to the Kota Tinggi district veterinary services office to hand over the carcass of the kid to the state Veterinary Services Department laboratory for tests to be conducted.
He said research would be conducted on the kid's carcass to find out the reasons behind its human-looking features.
This included investigating the possibility that the mother goat was violated by a human, he said.
It was reported that Ibrahim Basir of Felda Sungai Mas was shocked to find that one of the goats had given birth to a baby goat with a face, nose, short legs and soft body that resembled that of a human infant but was dead upon discovery.
Despite the humanly features, the kid reportedly did not have any umbilical cord and Ibrahim even turned down offers to buy the carcass and instead reported the case to the veterinary authorities.
Ismail advised the public not to speculate on the reasons behind the strange-looking kid's appearance and wait for the matter to be concluded.
That reminds me.
Q: How does a Muslim find a goat lost in the bushes?
A: very satisfying
“Johor to Test if Human-Looking Goat Is Offspring of Human and Animal”
No testing is necessary. Stupid muslims should open a freaking biology book.
and the goat,...it lies. /s
Animals are of one flesh and man another.
It is more likely the goat was molested by a satyr.
“Hey Ted, let’s get that knarley old goat dude over there!” - Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Baaaaaaaaaaaa-lahu Aaaaaaaaackbar.
So who do you honor kill? The goat or the human?
The Orson Wells movie “The island of Moriow” (the name ecsapes me) comes to mind...
Do you mean the H.G. Wells book (later movie) “The Island of Dr. Moreau”?
Whatever it is isn’t Halal.
That was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Yes...thank you.
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Whoa! Hey Now, who are you to judge and impose your views of morality on this loving couple? You're just prejudiced against interspecies love and trying to shove your outdated religious beliefs down their throats. What two consenting mammals do within a loving relationship is none of your concern, they should have the same rights, including the right to marry as any other couple. /sarcasm (but I wouldn't put it past a liberal to actually make that argument)
During the Iranian Hostage Crisis in 1980, Iranian Foreign Minister Sadegh Ghotbzadeh (usually pronounced goats-buh-day) was a well-known figure involved in the negotiations for the release of the American hostages.
Karnak: (holds envelope to head) Ghotbzadeh.
Ed: Ghotbzadeh.
Karnak: (opens envelope and reads contents) What does an Iranian do when his wife withholds sex by night.
It took a moment for the audience to get the joke, but when they did it was one of the longest laughs I'd ever heard on the Tonight Show!
yuk
This is a three-header topic, in the parlance of the old-style GGG Digest -- Cryptobiology, Oh So Mysteriouso, and Helix, Make Mine a Double.
That is impossible, not even compatible number of chromosomes 69 vs 46 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count (among other things)
sorry should be 60 vs 46
So just WAS Ibrahim Basir of Felda Sungai Mas doing around the goat pen in the middle of the night?
What the nanny goat saw when she turned around...
Well now we know the one thing that temporarily quells Islamic rage!
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