[simpson96]

Full article title: 'Michelle Obama gives Queen birthday surprise as she decides to accompany US President at his lunch with HM'

[Arm_Bears]

Most of the bosses I’ve had in my life did not like surprises.

I’m sure the Queen feels the same way; at least on this point.

[simpson96]

'Michelle Obama...famously ignored royal protocol to put her arm around the monarch's shoulders in 2009'.

Heh. I would bet it was simple ignorance on Mooch's part - but nice attempt to cover for her, Telegraph.

[Gaffer]

This reads like it was some kind of ‘honor’ birthday prize. She really liked that DVD BO gave her last time....of his speeches.......the DVD Region 1 coded one she couldn’t watch on her DVD Region 2 code player?

This time just must have been such a treat!

[OttawaFreeper]

So is she also going to visit racist places like the British Museum or the Victoria and Albert or the Queen’s Galleries at Buckingham? Or the Churchill War Rooms?

[Neoliberalnot]

Even the African axe handle is fully aware that that the British Navy shaped the modern world while her ancestors were living with no written language, no math, and no ability to invent anything.

[W.]

I’d bet a week’s pay the Queen would rather sit through a visit from Goering’s Luftwaffe instead of the Yeti Mooch.
[MO won’t steal the silverware, but she might eat a piece or two of it...]

[fulltlt]

Are they going to be serving ribs? Do they have that on the menu in England? What a nice gift for the queen, watching the wookie chow down.

[from occupied ga]

Michelle Obama has given the Queen an early birthday surprise by announcing she will accompany the US President when he has lunch with Her Majesty later this week.

That a surprise like biting into your sandwich and finding half a cockroach.

[MV=PY]

Gosh, I’ll bet the Queen is overjoyed!

[rdcbn]

I'm sure the Queen was thrilled at Michelle inviting herself

[Pilgrim's Progress]

“Mr. President, Is this the son that you are always speaking of?”

Surely the queen will be standing in front of or near the return bust of Sir Winston Churchill.

[ichabod1]

Queens Birthday not until June.

[castlegreyskull]

Not all surprises are good.

[silverleaf]

Bet she keeps those man hands off the queen this time
“ C’mon give me some sugar”

Man those obamas sure bask in hanging with the royals
Poor William and kate are still making amends for not inviting the first grifters to the wedding by having to make nice at dinners and Harry who was the designated stooge when mooch last went to London, must simply have no life

[Tupelo]

Some days, I cannot help but fell sorry for the the Queen, her family and the British people.
Can you just imagine, standing or sitting there have to smile for photos with those two?
Then having to replace the furniture and china.

[fella]

Inviting herself to the party. Exercising her “black privilege” like that is the kind of thing that leads to incidents like the one in Pittsburgh that sent so many to the morgue.

[wetgundog]

If I were the Queen, I’d use both the Obamas for speed bumps under my Land Rover.

Go QE II!

[DoughtyOne]

Mrs Obama has struck up a firm friendship with the Queen during her previous visits to the UK, and famously ignored royal protocol to put her arm around the monarch's shoulders in 2009.

Honestly, Michelle has about as much class as a barn animal.

[CrazyIvan]

I would love to know what Sir Winston would say about this.

[Daffynition]

Did the moose shake hands with Queen Mum again?