Posted on 01/05/2016 9:05:36 AM PST by navysealdad
Humorous way to get through a border patrol checkpoint.
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Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint?
Yell Allahu Akbar?.................
Say, “I vote for DemocRat”.
Go through them all the time. Say, “Yes. I’m a US citizen.”
Barely have to come to a complete stop.
I used something similar to this to get quickly excused from jury duty . . . one of those shirt-pocket sized Gideon New Testaments and the ability to quote therefrom.
I went through the ones out side Yuma AZ a lot they ask are you US citizens we say yes they smile and tell us to go on.
Be an illegal alien Muslim yelling “Allah Always Votes Democrat!” ?
They asked me how my trip was. I replied “great except I have two sick children with me.”
I was pushed out through without even an inspection of my luggage.
I lived in SoCal for 30 years, and now AZ for 8. I have never been to Mexico, nor will I ever go there. It offers me nothing.
I’ll do ya one better: a single sheet print-out explaining and referencing jury nullification.
You’ll be back in bed/work 1st round-pick
I heard about a guy who was traveling in Mexico and he discovered that he had lost his wallet with all his money and ID.
So, he figured that he should get back across the border ASAP.
He explained the situation to the border guard who expressed his sympathy, but told him he had to prove that he was an American.
The guy said “I don’t like to talk about this, but I have a tattoo of Bill Clinton on one butt cheek, and one of Hillary on the other”.
The guard told him “This I gotta see!”
So the guy dropped his pants and sure enough, there were the tattoos exactly as he described them.
The guard said “I guess you must be an American. So, welcome back to the USA and have a safe trip back to Chicago”.
The guy said “I am from Chicago, but how could you tell?”
The guard said “it was the picture of Obama in the middle!”
Maybe you ought to get that printed on a T-Shirt and they’d excuse you even before you get to the first round, eh?
Prefer to hand a stack of ‘em out outside before ‘start time’; hopefully, get more informed...though the T-shirt idea might help too :D
“A US citizen yes I am being”
Way kewl! Do you have a .pdf version of that leaflet available for download? Or even a cut-and-paste internet version?
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