Posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:40 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
A young man from central Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.
The 29-year-old from Münster was hit by a steel shard from the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street, local police disclosed on Monday.
Along with two friends, aged 27 and 29, the man had attached a homemade explosive device to the machine in an apparent attempt to get at the goods and money inside.
But he was unable to make it to safety in time, with the door of his car still open as the device detonated. The shard of metal then struck him in the head, leaving him unconscious.
His two accomplices took the man to hospital but he died of his wounds shortly afterwards.
At first the men claimed their friend had injured himself after falling down the stairs, before one later admitted to the connection to the exploded machine.
Police confirmed that the men did not take the money or condoms which had been set loose by the explosion. After being alerted by local residents, officers found the contents of the machine scattered on the street in front of it.
The two survivors of the incident were arrested before later being released from custody.
"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."
--Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
What’s tragic about it?
not your grandfather’s Germany anymore...
but that’s ok, the Fatherland is being sold out to the IslamoNazi invaders anyway
it doesn’t pay to mess around with a GERMAN rubber machine!
He went out with a bang.
That’s because you hate women, or something . . . isn’t that what they told us when we said Sandra could go Fluke herself?
” the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street”
musta not been too quiet if they needed a condom machine there
Id wager those recent peaceful immigrants don’t worry much about condoms when they’re raping those nice European girls.
Everyone else had to go all the way down to the pharmacy to get a condom.
Some nights you hunt for the condom dispenser; some nights the gummi machine hunts you.
Achtung.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Hang on here.
I did NOT die.
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Doesn’t Germany have a condom dispenser safety agency to prevent this sort of thing? How could the EU have let this slip through the cracks?
That “three-for-free” rule only applies in college, you dead dumbass.
DANG!
ROFL.. Damn glad is want drinking an adult beverage.
Boomvergnuegen!
Was he using protection?
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