[Slings and Arrows]

Theft may not be a capital offence but stupidity sure is.

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."

--Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

[a fool in paradise]

Was he using protection?

[glock rocks]

Here’s a photo of the winning machine
http://nypost.com/2015/12/28/exploding-condom-machine-kills-christmas-day-robber/