Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
I’ve put it back in the box. I’m too frustrated right now to make sense of anything, so I will have to save this to address it tomorrow.
I think I figured out your problem.
It will NEVER connect to the internet if you have it in a box.
LOL! I needed that! :o])
I would like that very much. You could send some to ‘Face and me by DarksFAX.
That would be a real benefit for both of us, and that’s the truth!! ;o]
My clothes are folded and put away, and I had another ulcer cocktail, and I’m looking for something a little more substantial after the miserable day I’ve had. I guess it’s a good thing I had no idea how the day would end when it started this morning, or I probably would have wanted to cancel at the outset.
And somewhere, my tagline went walkabout again, so I will have to find another...
Found one!!!
*tagline*
They should probably be taken in smaller nibbles.
But I've outgrown Deepak. I can generate my own gibberish. An no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
You tell ‘em, Bob!
In case you didn’t recognize my authentic frontier gibberish quote, it’s from Gabby Johnson, (not to be confused with George Hayes.)
LOL! You better correct Frank while he’s still young.
“candidatos” are candidates who want to join the church.
Canadians are diners in restaurants, who don’t tip.
Magic?
Not sure, but it was rather... interesting to read.
Must be Quebecois.. (or however they spell it - they have a different word for everything.. ;-)
Maybe 2.5 to 3.5 cm of snow so far.
Just dropping by to mention my story THE FOURTH is only 99 cents for a few days.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Fourth-Floyd-Looney-ebook/dp/B019AX5BE2
I had a feeling it was. It seemed familiar.
Today's kitteh lives in Cologne, Germany.
A New Kittie has appeared on the Undeadthread, it must be Wednesday.
GoodMorning ,TC.
It is below zero outside.
Soon be time to get the Lawnmower out again......
Bump.
I know the feeling.
We don’t need any lawnmowing right now. The lawn is still soggy from all the rain.
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