My Thanksgiving Dessert Will Definitely Be Better Than Yours

Self | November 23, 2015 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I'm not bragging, because it isn't my recipe. In fact, I have no doubt that many of you out there will have Thanksgiving turkeys equally as good or better than what I will cook. However, my sister-in-law most definitely makes the BEST dessert for Thanksgiving.

Only THREE people in the world know the recipe: Her mother, my sister-in-law, and my niece, her daughter, Genesis the Mermaid. It is soooooo good that I have begged my sister-law-to enter the Pillsbury baking contest. The reason why she would probably win is that her dessert is incredible in terms of taste, texture, and novelty.

I plan to make a video of her dessert on Thanksgiving Day and will post it here. So enjoy your Thanksgiving Day dinners but keep in mind, no matter how good they will be, our dessert will be BETTER than yours.

p.s. I won't be posting the recipe since they hold it tight as a family secret.

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, I know I am going to get a lot of pushback from my bold assertion but wait until you see the video of the dessert and my explanation of why it is UNIQUE.

[Nervous Tick]

>> wait until you see the video of the dessert

Life is uncertain. Watch dessert first.

[albie]

My wife makes the best pecan pie. No Karo syup. Maple syrup instead. Much tastier and none of that gloppy Karo consistency.

[ClearCase_guy]

Is it called Humble Pie?

[EQAndyBuzz]

How about the name of the dessert? Is it chocolate, an Ambrosia, Nilla wafers and ice cream?

[ETL]

Here are some holiday meal ideas from the current president...

"The Daily Caller noted that in President Obama's best-selling memoir, Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance, the president recalls being fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro.

"With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)," the president wrote. "Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths.

He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.""

http://abcnewsradioonline.com/politics-news/obama-ate-dog-meat-as-a-boy.html

[Nervous Tick]

You’ll just have to watch and see.

[PJ-Comix]

Is it called Humble Pie?

More like Unhumble Pie/Cake.

[PJ-Comix]

How about the name of the dessert? Is it chocolate, an Ambrosia, Nilla wafers and ice cream?

Wait for the video for it to be fully unveiled.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Is the recipie so secret you can’t even generally say what it is?

[PJ-Comix]

Is the recipie so secret you can’t even generally say what it is?

That will be revealed on Thursday because if I reveal it now, it will cause head scratching. You sort of need to see it. We have Quantum Physics. Well, this is sort of like Quantum Dessert.

[Kirkwood]

Is it in the BALONEY family?

[bimboeruption]

Why bring it up if you aren’t going to give us the recipe?

[NorthMountain]

Booooooring ....

I make a better punkin' pie than anybody, ever. Only 0bamorrhoids disagree.

[Kirkwood]

It may taste ok, but it can’t be a true pecan pie because pecan pie is a southern dessert. So your wife tainted a traditional southern dessert with yankee syrup.

[OLDCU]

Is this called a teaser?

[PJ-Comix]

Why bring it up if you aren’t going to give us the recipe?

Well only three people know the recipe and they ain't talking. However, I will provide at least some of the ingredients on Thursday. It is something NEW out of something OLD.

[Daffynition]

Maple syrup *can* come from Canada, eh?:)

[albie]

My wife is from Vermont and is as conservative, if not more so, as anyone on FR. My Mother is from Brownsville, TX and made the Karo pecan pie for 40+ years. I loved it. But this is better. My wife improved the recipe. “Yankee syrup” and all.

[stylin19a]

Is there a coupon with that ?