My Thanksgiving Dessert Will Definitely Be Better Than Yours

Self | November 23, 2015 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, I know I am going to get a lot of pushback from my bold assertion but wait until you see the video of the dessert and my explanation of why it is UNIQUE.

[Nervous Tick]

>> wait until you see the video of the dessert

Life is uncertain. Watch dessert first.

[albie]

My wife makes the best pecan pie. No Karo syup. Maple syrup instead. Much tastier and none of that gloppy Karo consistency.

[ClearCase_guy]

Is it called Humble Pie?

[EQAndyBuzz]

How about the name of the dessert? Is it chocolate, an Ambrosia, Nilla wafers and ice cream?

[ETL]

Here are some holiday meal ideas from the current president...

"The Daily Caller noted that in President Obama's best-selling memoir, Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance, the president recalls being fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro.

"With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)," the president wrote. "Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths.

He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.""

http://abcnewsradioonline.com/politics-news/obama-ate-dog-meat-as-a-boy.html

[Nervous Tick]

You’ll just have to watch and see.

[PJ-Comix]

Is it called Humble Pie?

More like Unhumble Pie/Cake.

[PJ-Comix]

How about the name of the dessert? Is it chocolate, an Ambrosia, Nilla wafers and ice cream?

Wait for the video for it to be fully unveiled.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Is the recipie so secret you can’t even generally say what it is?

[PJ-Comix]

Is the recipie so secret you can’t even generally say what it is?

That will be revealed on Thursday because if I reveal it now, it will cause head scratching. You sort of need to see it. We have Quantum Physics. Well, this is sort of like Quantum Dessert.

[Kirkwood]

Is it in the BALONEY family?

[bimboeruption]

Why bring it up if you aren’t going to give us the recipe?

[NorthMountain]

Booooooring ....

I make a better punkin' pie than anybody, ever. Only 0bamorrhoids disagree.

[Kirkwood]

It may taste ok, but it can’t be a true pecan pie because pecan pie is a southern dessert. So your wife tainted a traditional southern dessert with yankee syrup.

[OLDCU]

Is this called a teaser?

[PJ-Comix]

Why bring it up if you aren’t going to give us the recipe?

Well only three people know the recipe and they ain't talking. However, I will provide at least some of the ingredients on Thursday. It is something NEW out of something OLD.

[Daffynition]

Maple syrup *can* come from Canada, eh?:)

[albie]

My wife is from Vermont and is as conservative, if not more so, as anyone on FR. My Mother is from Brownsville, TX and made the Karo pecan pie for 40+ years. I loved it. But this is better. My wife improved the recipe. “Yankee syrup” and all.

[stylin19a]

Is there a coupon with that ?