NFL Week 6 Live Thread

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[Bender2]

WEEK 6

Oct. 15

Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints 8:25

Oct. 18

Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills 1

Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns 1

Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions 1

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars 1

Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings 1

Washington Redskins at New York Jets 1

Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers 1

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans 1

Carolina Panthers at Seattle Seahawks 4:05

San Diego Chargers at Green Bay Packers 4:25

Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers 4:25

New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts* 8:30

Oct. 19

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles 8:30

Byes: Dallas, Oakland, St. Louis, Tampa Bay

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! How can they lump my manly Boys... into the Lesbo, Gay and Bye Crowd of Seven's wimpy Waiders, the hal-full/half-empty Ewes & Tampa Bye Whatevers?

Oh well, Week 6 starts Thursday Night with Vick's Old Dog chewing on a Cajun flavored bone--

In regular Sunday action I think the Buffalo Chips are going to pull a fast one on TCU North--

The Brownstains return to their rebuilding ways as Manning Heavy romps and stomps--

Gadzooks, Imp... I'm picking Da Bears!!!!!

Allegra's Texicans notch a win over the Jags--

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound as my Old Dallas Texans clip the horns off the Viqueens' helmets--

"They're called... longenhergan!"

Come on, Jets! Kick the Deadskins when they are down--

Ariz Zona de-Vicks the Stoolers--

Ben always told me to just lay there... and enjoy it.

Allegra's Old Earlers get a break with a win over the freefalling Dolly Phins--

Call me crazy but I'm picking Cam over the Seahags--

Aaron Boy stay hot against the Bolts--

The Fluffy Niners stay just that as the Crag City Black Byrds romp and stomp--

No Luck, even if he plays, for the Colts against big's pattycakes--

Monday Night I want the Iggles to beat the Jints--

Eh, Bendy-- Won't it be boring when the Cowboy/Romo Haters... don't have a chance to beat up on your Boys--

Yeah, big--- But we'll... get through it--

[Bender2]

Okay... get your picks in...

[big'ol_freeper]

Here's how week six will shake out

Brady has a bone to pick with Indy...The Brady vengeance tour...ain't gonna be pretty for the Folds

[big'ol_freeper]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000556473/article/cowboys-plan-to-start-quarterback-matt-cassel

[atc23]

My poor Chargers (weeping)

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. #Chargers@Packers

[Bender2]

WEEK 6 PICKS SO FAR:

Oct. 15

...Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints...

Oct. 18

Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills......

......Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns

...Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions...

...Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars...

...Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings...

Washington Redskins at New York Jets......

...Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers...

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans......

...Carolina Panthers at Seattle Seahawks...

San Diego Chargers at Green Bay Packers......

......Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers

......New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts

Oct. 19

...New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Runnin’ late. In the spirit of State Lotteries every where...my Quick-Pix:

New Orleans Saints
Buffalo Bills
Denver Broncos
Chicago Bears :-) ! No Love Lost in this game !
Houston Texans
Kansas City Chiefs
New York Jets
Arizona Cardinals
Tennessee Titans - Hey, they gotta win sometime!
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Baltimore Ravens
New England Patriots - This will be YOOOOOOOOOge!
New York Giants
Byes - Again...iffin’ you ain’t playin’, you ain’t winnin’!

[Psalm 73]

"The Brady Vengeance Tour"

HA! That's pretty funny. True, but funny.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

If the Loins had kept Suh, I’d have picked The Loins in this one because Suh is a beast and would have made every attempt to ^crush^ J-Gutless.
Jay would have been gone by half-time
(Can I get a witness, Impy?)

Alas, Dolly-Phinnius must deal with the little brother of King Kong, Ndama.

Impy - Cubbies/Goat/NLCS?

[GOPsterinMA]

The IND C**ts:

Their former owner moved the franchise from BAL to IND in the middle of the night. And the son who succeeded him is a junkie. Classy organization.

The one fairly recent SB they barely won is because they played a team without a head coach and the worst QB to ever start a SB. Success!

Whether it’s Bill Polian or Ryan Grigson running the team and no matter who’s coaching or QBing or them, IND has been bitching about the NEW for a decade plus. Bill Polian is 100% responsible for the NFL becoming the NArenaFL. Because of him, it’s virtually illegal to play pass defense in the NFL. Now every time >>your<< team gets hit with a bulls**t PI call (that can’t be reviewed), remember the reason it happened is because Bill Polian is a bitch who bitched to get the rules changed because his team couldn’t beat NEW. Fact.

And IND’s current GM is another whiney bitch who ran to “Mammy Roger” because of what? Where’s the evidence of anything? There’s none. Million$ upon million$ spent on air pressure and lawyers? Great use of resources...

In their last six games, including a pair of playoff Nagasakis, NEW has outscored IND, 251-125. Here’s hoping NEW takes the garbage out again on Sunday and gives the CHI-WAS 73-0 game a serious run.

The C**ts organization, ownership level down, is a festering heap of swill that needs to be incinerated. Lucky for them and because of them, a seriously pissed off NEW’s coming to town. Enjoy being the bitch that you are, C**ts.

[SevenofNine]

Sorry cousin your Chargers go down against Packers

And Da Bears going win their game

49ers are going lose

[Bender2]

WEEK 6 PICKS SO FAR:

Oct. 15

...Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints......

Oct. 18

Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills.........

.........Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns

.........Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions...

......Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars...

......Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings...

Washington Redskins at New York Jets.........

......Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers...

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans.........

...Carolina Panthers at Seattle Seahawks......

San Diego Chargers at Green Bay Packers............

............Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers

.........New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts

Oct. 19

......New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles...

COLLEGE PICKS 'CAUSE WITH MY BOYS IDLE,
I NEED THE AUCTION:

#10 Alabama at #9 Texas A&M...

West Virginia at #2 Baylor...

...#3 TCU at Iowa State

#8 Florida at #6 LSU...

#7 Michigan State at #12 Michigan...

...Penn State at #1 Ohio State
Yes, I am wanting... an Texas Aggie/TCU or Baylor National Championship Game!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

hmmmm...”auction” = “action”????

I’ll play:

Ohio State v. The Field

Individual by your weepy picks?
Well...

#10 Alabama
#2 Baylor...
#3 TCU
#6 LSU...
#7 Michigan State (I disrespect UM Football at EVERY opportunity. PLEASE ask me why.)
#1 Ohio State

Bender says: Yes, I am wanting... an Texas Aggie/TCU or Baylor National Championship Game!

Cletus says: Bender, get used to saying...”THE” Ohio State University when you talk about champions for 2015.

Full disclosure? I am an “MSU fan”. But, when it comes to National rankings...?... our Big Ten always seems to break all the MSM desires.

[SevenofNine]

I don’t know about you guys I not going hang out at latest USC bar party maybe Steve Sakarin would troll in if he hasn’t been kick off campus YET

I take Mules

Seahags

[Lakeshark]

Over/under on how many points they put up on Indy?

I know they'd like between seventy and a hundred.

I'm going with forty five.......

Of all the QB's they could have put a shoulder chip on, this was the wrong one.

Any bets it's the most watched game of the week (or the entire regular season)?

[big'ol_freeper]

I don’t know really. They may have a goal to score a lot but there are only four 15 minute quarters. I guess it depends on how much time of possession the Colts can muster. They aren’t a terrible team.

[Impy]

I think you need an icon for GOPster, I believe he’s taken the Pats by RAPE. I’d suggest “Yossarian” from “Catch-22”.

ATL FALCONS stay unbeaten over the Ain’ts

CIN BENGALS stay unbeaten over the Bills

DEN A MANNING IN WINTER stays unbeaten over the Browns

I haven’t picked my CHI BEARS yet, will I jinx them if I do? Screw it, BEARS! The Lions stay winless, and if they do Caldwell should be fired after the game and replaced with a real live human being with blood in his veins!

Wow, this is a stinker, TEN TITANS over the Tuna

Big Chief Andy? Sorry buddy, I gotta go with the MINN VIKINGS over kc

NY JETS over the Redskins

AZ OLDE CHI CARDINALS over the Vick dog killers, no ESPN I won’t root for Vick like you want me too

Wow, a real stinker, um HOU TEXANS over the Jagoffs, I guess

SEA SEAHAWKS over the Fig Newtons

GB PACKERS stay unbeaten over the Empty batteries

Going with my gut, SF 69ERS over the Ravens, hope it’s not just gas

Um lets see NE PATS stay unbeaten over the Colts

NY GIANTS drop the Eagles to 0-3 VS. the division

COLLEGE PICKS, why not

AGGIES over the Tide
BAYLOR BEARS
TCU
LSU
MICHIGAN
OHIO STATE

[big'ol_freeper]

Holy crap, did the Texas Rangers just blow a 2-0 series lead and lose the best of five ALDS 3 games to 2? ...to a bunch of Canadians no less....

If the Houston Astros lose tonight it will be the first time two teams from the same state blew 2-0 series leads (though most states don't have two teams)..

Did Jerry Jones sell y'alls souls to the devil? and between your 'boys and this he'suh cashin' in?

[GOPsterinMA]

Nice pic; I’m poaching it!

A Yossarian pic would be lovely, yes. I share many similarities with him.